The Bills streaker has a tattoo of an anthropomorphic corn dog in roller skates and there's a story

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They don’t tell the story. 

The story is, that’s a self-portrait. He’s Señor Wiener. That’s what the tattoo is.

Anyway. Really the story I wanted to link to is the Buffalo News article, because of the headline. But when I pasted it in here, Tumblr auto-filled a giant photo of him nude, and I just… it wasn’t NSFW exactly, but it’s a lot of naked dude that maybe not everyone wants to see.

HILARIOUSLY, when the Buffalo News did a story about me may years ago (I was interviewed about the fat acceptance movement!) they declined to use a photo I provided of myself in my derby uniform because it “showed too much skin”, opting to shoot another photo where I wore black leggings instead of the beige tights I’d had on in the original photo. But. Anyway.

“Thats my son,” says mom of streaker arrested at Bills game

And on instagram, where his sister posted about his release, my dude said “I don’t know if he’s the hero Buffalo exactly wanted” and I responded “he’s absolutely the hero Buffalo deserves”. 
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mrkinch:Is anyone trying mastodon? It talks a good game but few servers have descriptions. How do I.

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Is anyone trying mastodon? It talks a good game but few servers have descriptions. How do I choose one?

I super want to get into it but I just *don’t understand it*. And yeah the instances are… baffling. Can we have like, a mass exodus? is there a Fannish Tumblr instance???
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“Do whatever you intended to do as if he wasn’t there.” All I can imagine is a guy carrying around a sassy rooster in a grocery store.

I’ve carried a sassy rooster with me while I fed the ducks, horses, other chickens, I’be carried a sassy boy to the moon and back.

Today’s offending MAN was Sweeney

he was being a total SASS BOY

and for some reason the other chickens never really try to put him in his place, probably because he’s so ridiculous

so it’s all up to us

and for the record for all the people who say you should just eat aggressive roosters, this method is proven and very effective. Just pick them up when they’re being naughty and carry them until they relax, only set them down if they’re calm. Works with any size boy, any age (not any breed, but most). In just a few days of repeated sessions they’ll be total gents. Don’t eat these innocent lads, they’re just following their instinct, we’ve bred them to be overly aggressive but it doesn’t have to be that way.

We used to carry our roosters around when I was a kid, so I figured I knew about chickens, right? but the laying flock at the farm has like twenty roosters at this point and I once touched one and it shanked the fuck out of me, I have a scar, so thanks, I think I won’t be picking them up.
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it made me cry too and i wasn’t expecting it and don’t know why! i don’t even go here! i feel you though <3 <3

Ireland made me happy cry. This is. Not that.

I mean, for one thing, as of tomorrow the Senate starts arguing over the actual bill, so we don’t yet know what horrid concessions in the name of ‘religious freedom’ we might have to accept. Some of the proposed concessions not only grant private businesses the right to be dicks to gay fiancées, but also the right to ‘act on’ beliefs like ‘sex should not happen outside of marriage between a man and a woman’, which sure does make me feel alarmed as a person who occasionally books accommodation to share with people I’m not married to.

Yes, that’s what I meant– like, what a load of emotional stress, and I was astonished to find that I’d been apparently in suspense about the result, and angry that it was something that there was a suspenseful result about, you know? 

I think a lot of things are Getting To Me of late, and that was definitely one of them. I don’t think I have to elaborate on the trash fire that is my own country’s political situation, though; I totally get that the rest of the world is already pretty much hostage to that fucking disaster. (And, I mean, specifically we’re waiting on our newly-stacked Supreme Court to decide whether businesses can legally discriminate and void all the anti-discrimination laws we already have, so.)

But– that’s what I meant. Solidarity, not just cheering. 
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bubonickitten:one of the most frustrating moods is

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one of the most frustrating moods is Desperate Need to Create Something, Anything + persistent lack of motivation/attention/ability/time/inspiration/energy to do so 
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