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Dec. 6th, 2022 07:31 am
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Chita has gradually been recovering from being Abandoned at the Cat Spa for two weeks while i was at the farm doing thanksgiving things and such.

She spent a couple of days being really clingy, whenever anyone was in the house she was either sitting on them or yelling. But she’s eased up on that; she’s still a little more interested in being in the room with us than formerly, but it’s mostly chilled out. Her fur has gone back to normal too, I didn’t really realize it when I picked her up, but now that she’s had a couple of weeks of better eating and grooming she’s sleeker and fluffier. Poor baby.

She likes to sleep on me specifically, because I make room for her less awkwardly and am more likely to wake up and pet her. She pushes my shoulders slightly out of the sockets though, so I have to kind of wake up and deal with that. One night she settled down on my arm and it hurt and I was kind of tensing up trying to get it into a better position, and then suddenly one of the ligaments went thunk and it went into a different position, and Chita immediately started purring.

I do wish cat purrs could actually heal damaged joints, that’d probably help me a lot. As it is, I keep fucking up my elbows in my sleep now, which is sort of new. But it’s okay mostly.

Last night she got into a different position, though; I’d rolled away from her favorite pose because I really needed that shoulder to go back all the way into the socket, so I was lying on my back. She nestled herself in the crook of my other arm, actually on top of my body, which she rarely does. It wasn’t uncomfortable, she’s not too heavy, but I woke up so sweaty. Cats throw off a lot of heat.

There was a lot of purring though, so I’ll take it.

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socks

May. 24th, 2021 05:27 am
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oh I never told this story, on here, I don’t think– well.

tw animal harm, but it’s largely a funny story, but it’s got, well, the inevitable fates of some of nature’s most underpowered brains, which are the spring’s usual bumper crop of baby rabbits.

There are so many fucking baby rabbits in the yards of my little suburan neighborhood.

Anyway. Chita the cat committed a Baby Bunny Crime, which is said inevitable fate– they are so stupid, and so defenseless, and cats, well– even an agéd cat who only goes outside to Disapprove of the Neighbors and Pee in the Yard can find and capture a Baby Bunny, which is tragic and upsetting and also incredibly noisy.

So after this Crime, she was shut up in the house, and was no longer allowed to go outside and Disapprove of the Neighbors. (She also normally gets Yelled At By Starlings, I forgot that’s her other favorite-not-favorite pastime. She committed a Baby Starling Crime some twelve years ago and the starlings have Not Forgotten.) (That one didn’t even end in bloodshed, they chased her off and she dropped the poor thing which went on to have exponential starling babies of its own.)

Poor Chita gets very bored when not allowed her Yard Panther Activities.

She took to entertaining herself by fishing out every one of the balled-up pairs of socks from the clean laundry I left sitting on the guest bed since I was just going to pack it back up into the Go To The Farm suitcase. She would then proceed to “kill” the socks, and carry them around the house and make her excited Caught Prey trilling noise at us, at like, four in the morning.

This was annoying as fuck, but also really cute. And it went on for a long time, because after the three-day Baby Bunny Crimes exile was up, she immediately committed another one and was on house lockdown for another three days, and anyway

well the punchline

the punchline is that I’m back at the farm and have no fucking socks because she murdered them all and carried them off and I couldn’t find them. So if it warms up I’ll be all right in flip-flops but if it doesn’t I am going to have a very bad time here. (Your picture was not posted)

glass door

Dec. 17th, 2020 02:27 pm
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So we got new exterior doors this year. Dude’s on like a slow project of kinda sprucing up our house, which used to belong to his mother and now belongs to him after some complicated shenanigans last year that I wasn’t directly involved in. Anyway the house has been not uhh super well maintained and hasn’t at all been updated in a long time so there’s a lot to do and he’s got a plan and anyway. First thing was new doors, and a new furnace, and next year we’ll look at windows and the kitchen, and slowly we’ll get to the point where the place is actually nice. We’ll see.

Anyway. So the front and side doors of the house, we had replaced with basically-equivalent things. But the back door– so there’s a sunporch on the back of the house, which we use as a living room all summer long. And the entrance to it is an interior door from the guest bedroom. But that interior door leaks cold air all winter, something awful. So, we replaced it.

Instead of a half-glass interior door, we put in an all-glass exterior door. Quite expensive, extremely nice. Like, double glass and all that, super insulatey, bougie shit.

This means the cat could look out the window. She doesn’t understand this, and cries for us to open the door all the time so she can go sit on the porch. Dude has been trying, and trying, to get her to understand that she can look out the window there. It even gets direct sun, in the winter when the sun is this low. He put a box there for her to sit on. She keeps ignoring the box, or pushing it away so she can get to the door to cry for us to open it.

She has an identical box on his nightstand, so that she can look out our bedroom window onto the porch. This is where she sits for several hours each morning, loudly bathing herself and commenting to us every time one of us rolls over, when she thinks it’s time for us to be awake. (This is usually from 4 to 5 am, and i get up at 5:30.) So it’s not like this box is too unsteady, or too tall; she has no problem with the one on the nightstand, which is rickety now because her ass has compressed it somewhat.

Well– anyway, Dude sent me this photo this morning with the caption “I’m so proud of our dumb child”

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so last night i let the cat out into the yard for a little bit, after dinner, because she asked politely. she’s crepuscular, she likes to creep at creeping time (that’s what we etymologize ‘crepuscular’ to in this household, that it’s about creeping), and it was normal.

but then i was sitting in the living room, not on the porch where the open door is, so I did not notice if she came back in.

Come time to go to bed, I could not tell whether she were in the house or not. We called around, made Dinner Noises, and she did not come out. We went around the yard in the dark calling to her but she did not come out.

So we went to bed with the door propped open, which we rarely ever do, but we were both so tired.

Normally I’ll wake sometime in the night and hear the cat and drag myself out of bed and go shut the door, but I didn’t hear her at any point in the night.

FInally I woke up at 3:45 and could not sleep any longer. All I could think about was the cat, and wondering where she was. So I gave up and got out of bed a bit after 4, and wandered as quietly as I could around the house, checking all the doors. No sign of her.

I went and sat on the couch and about ten minutes later she came in all purring and sat on me for a few minutes. I sniffed her fur, and it smelled of the cardboard-smell of our unfinished attic. She hadn’t been outside at all, she’d been upstairs the entire time.

Of course now I can’t go back to bed but like. What an asshole. I’m glad she’s all right

Oh, I never told the story of yesterday– so on Wednesday we took the cat to the vet and I had to haul the mattress off our bed to get her? and I noticed there were a lot of socks under there? Dude had said he’d help me but then he clearly was not going to, so I got a broom yesterday and hauled out all the stuff under the bed, and sure enough, there were like a thousand socks under there….

and no two were the same. Yup! She had collected an enormous number of single socks under the bed.

I mean like…. an enormous number. I did not take a photo, but I should have. I collected everything into a laundry basket, took it outside, beat the lint off, and then washed it all, and it was an entire washing machine load. Of socks, plus two t-shirts, two pairs of shorts, a pair of work pants from my waitressing job in 2005, and several pairs of underpants.

Chita probably disappeared to the attic to cope with my having destroyed her best nesting spot. It serves me right.

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I had one moment last night where I saw a news update and got catapulted forcibly into a visceral recollection of how I felt four years ago– I was staying at MM’s house and spent the whole night rolling around in that guest bed with my entire midsection filled with dread that felt like sloshy gravel, so like– I haven’t really read any news stories, I’ve skimmed just enough headlines to recognize approximately what’s up, and I feel very fortunate and privileged that I’m able to just turn my head away at the moment. It worked and I went to bed at 9:30 and fell asleep thinking about dumb Keira/Lambert story beats.

So anyway. Trying to keep on that energy for just now.

This morning we had to take the cat to the vet. I was up sort of early, so I let her go pee in the yard, which she prefers. Then I got up because one of my hips was hurting, but not in the usual way. Like, the hip itself is sort of okay, but I feel sort of like my whole leg and torso are mildly electrified, especially the knee joint on that side? Experience suggests that while it feels more weird than bad, it’s definitely Bad. Like, don’t get old kids, it’s fuckin’ weird.

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Anyway I did some yoga about it but it didn’t do much. I was feeling pretty good about the cat not suspecting anything, and had stealthily crept through the house collecting all my necessary items– phone, keys, wallet, jacket– had them collected in my jacket pockets, and was about to put my shoes on. Dude began to put his shoes on, which like, not ideal, she’s gonna twig something’s up because he doesn’t leave the house, but it was cool until he got his boots on and THEN was like OH I SHOULD FIND MY WALLET and went CLOMPING through the house DIRECTLY AT THE CAT who was sitting in the bedroom door and CHASED HER into the bedroom (like many smol cats, she fears booted feet, and runs away, partly because her favorite other sport is to throw herself under sock-clad feet in the dark so she does very much get kicked a lot; cats are great at incorrectly recognizing patterns) so he could get his wallet from the nightstand. (With me hollering “NO I HAVE MINE LEAVE IT” but he doesn’t like that, that’s not his style, he disregarded that.)

So she hid under the bed, which is what she does when chased with boots, and also she had just undeniably seen that Dude was preparing to leave the house, which like, RED FLAG he hasn’t left the house in months.

So we had to heave the king mattress off the bed to retrieve her, hauling her out from between the bed slats with great trauma. I was prepared to just scoop her up, but I could not retrieve her alone from under the bed, and since I also had shoes on and she was now on red alert, no fucking way was she going to creep out of there before like 10am.

On a good note, I also discovered like a hundred pairs of my socks under the bed, which she may have had some hand in but gravity may also have done the trick somehow, I can’t imagine how. So I have to clean out under the bed at some point and then I’ll have a whole lot of new-to-me socks, which will be great because just now I have like eight pairs of socks and have to be real strict on laundry.

I don’t know I’ll get them all out but I’m also grateful that we broke the light fixture in the bedroom ceiling a decade ago and never replaced it, because removing a king-size mattress in great haste in a room too small for it to go anywhere but up would absolutely have rained broken glass down on us again. Best to just. Not have a fixture up there, I think…

I’m two hours later to work than I normally am but I took the mental-health-self-care time to hang out the load of laundry I’d put in before we left for the vet, outdoors, to dry, in the sunshine, since it’s a beautiful day out and I won’t see the sun for the rest of the day. At least my socks can smell of sunshine.

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good morning chita yes you can have my whole arm i guess

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Awww. Cat on beautiful blanket <3

My Gram knit that blanket for me so many years ago, and she’s been gone for so many years, and yet the blanket lives on, and it is my kitty’s favorite. <3 <3 <3
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We had to take the cat in to the vet on Monday morning for a blood test (routine monitoring of her thyroid condition: she’s fine! yay!) and she dealt with it the way she usually does, by going immobile with fear, which is so sad but also so good because then she doesn’t scratch anybody and it all goes well.

anyway. this week she’s been very snuggly because it’s cold. she likes to sleep between our pillows, with her body on my arm and her back on my face.

at least once per night I notice that one of the vet techs who held her on Monday definitely had recently applied vanilla-scented hand cream.

it is fading, gradually, and mostly she smells like herself now, but it was a thing i noticed every night without fail all week. 

… shouldn’t my cat be better at bathing herself than that? but maybe it was just really strongly-scented hand cream. 

also i do take a moment to be grateful I’m not allergic to cats pretty much every time because I realize that I’m literally breathing air filtered through my cat’s fuzzy butt in order to be able to smell this. if i reacted to cat dander i would not have survived Chita’s kittenhood, which she mostly spent on my face. some cats are face cats and she is a face cat.

on a completely other note, i took the best selfie ever today with a terrible-quality cellphone clip-on lens.

Best likeness ever. New profile pic?
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she just came over and climbed up on my chest and settled down and i can’t see my keyboard

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i cannot escape

ok i finally had to put her down and go about my daily business and it’s been like an hour, i’ve done dishes and made coffee and hung up a load of laundry and so on, and my elbow and shoulder still hurt. 

i literally snuggled my cat so hard after a week’s absence that i injured myself. i’m such a dumbass.

(also she slept on my face all night and my eyes are so itchy. so itchy.)
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I was commissioned by Farmkid to make wings to go on one of her stuffed bears. I did this, and found the correct fabric, and shaped them, and hand-sewed them with some fabric in the middle for interfacing, and got them finished today, and the very first thing she did was get a pair of scissors and try to cut them into a different shape, which would have structurally destroyed them. *hands* well, I had been about to spend a bunch more time refining the structure, and then said, "No, I am not going to exquisitely-finish these, she is five", so if she gets out the scissors again (she was not persuaded that it would destroy them) then it's only an hour or so wasted, and fabric I found, so.

I am averaging under 500 words a day on any writing projects, not for want of ideas but because of lack of time. This is normal, for the farm, but. A brutal reminder of how writing and the farm are pretty much incompatible.

assorted farm things )

OH yesterday we made Chita a birthday cake, and the whole point was that we were going to video chat with Dude and the cat so we could sing to her, and I texted him about it all day, but when it came time for dinner, he was unresponsive. I tried calling, I texted four or five times over the course of more than an hour, and then finally it was past bedtime so we had to give up. I recorded the singing and blowing out of candles and put it on Instagram live.
Dude was not super contrite; he'd left his phone in the kitchen and then sat on the back porch all evening, and apparently all the times I'd said we were going to video chat with him hadn't... registered in his mind that he'd have to participate, for that to happen? IDK, I'm sort of resigned, but it was sad.
Anyway, here's the cake we made her:
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100% Farmsister's art direction and execution there. (What we did: a cake based on a recipe beginning with creamed butter, since that was likely to be less crumbly baked in two 8" square cake pans, well-greased, turned out and left to cool overnight, then cut into shape with a sharp knife after we practiced on paper to get the shapes; a buttercream icing thinned with milk as a crumb coat and then another layer to cover. Not a lot of attention paid to the sides, which were the crumbiest of all-- the points of the paws were not structurally-sound so we just handled them as little as possible.)

cat dreams

Jan. 21st, 2019 07:08 am
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No cat business today, as it is a federal and banking holiday.
(I still have to work, mind. There are only six days a year that my company considers holidays. I'm probably going on foot and that means an early start, as it's extremely cold and no one will have shoveled the 14" or so of snow we got off their walks yet, ppl here are awful about sidewalks.)
However, I do have a cat affair to narrate.

Around 4:30am, I woke from a shallow sleep because of a mild disturbance. Chita was asleep in the crook of my elbow, where she'd nestled herself a while earlier as I'd come half-awake to accommodate her.
She was dreaming, her paws twitching semi-rhythmically, and letting out a series of little grunts, as if abbreviated meows. I woke slowly as I figured out what was going on, and turned my head to look at her, though it was dark so I couldn't really see much.
Eventually I shifted position a little to pet her, gently-- I've woken her from a dream too abruptly before, and gotten clawed for it.
She woke up and stuck her head straight up, looking around in apparent alarm, but I kept petting her and in a moment she sighed and flopped back over.

She's just settled back onto that elbow now, as I'm out of bed and on the couch after putting the coffeemaker to work. Makes it hard to type.

ohhh, my word, it is -1 out there. Brrrrr!
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I rarely am home when Dude is. He works remotely for a company, but they have an office and he goes in. He just... starts at 7:30, and then they have a morning meeting via video/audio conferencing around 9:15, and then he takes a shower and gets dressed and drives in, arriving at his office sometime after 10, normally.

Our cat waits for him to start the teleconference, and then runs into the room where he is to make a lot of noise while he's talking. At first I was like, "what an asshole"-- she literally hears the logging-on sound and starts hollering-- and then it was someone else's turn to talk and I heard their cat hollering in the background too.

Now there have been like, four different dudes talking, and almost all of them have had cats hollering in the background.

It's a universal cat impulse to need to be included on conference calls. Our cat is not uniquely an asshole.

In health news, I've progressed to actually being hungry, which is great, so I'm going to go eat breakfast and maybe be done being so goddamn queasy.

Side note: am I finally old enough that I'm allowed to have stomach ailments without people immediately concluding it's morning sickness? That's definitely tapered off as I've progressed into my thirties. I might be officially Past That, if not physically?

Wow this dude's cat is making horrifying noises in the background! Our cat is by comparison very sweet-voiced and understated. My dear darling sweet girl.

yikes

Dec. 13th, 2018 12:13 pm
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so i let my cat Chita out sometimes. i know, one shouldn’t. it wasn’t actually my choice; i wanted her to be an indoor cat, but i was away and she was driving Dude crazy so he let her go in the yard and that’s that, she’ll never be content without occasional trips outside. 

mostly she just goes out in the yard, which is a postage stamp, but sometimes she does hop the chain-link fence and hang out in the neighbors’ yards. she is afraid of cars, which is good, and hates other cats and avoids them, which is also good. she mostly likes to go out into our little tiny backyard and pee in the grass, and this is honestly fantastic because i hate dealing with the litterbox.

so anyway– she often asks to go out first thing in the morning. and she doesn’t like it when it’s cold, but she wanted to go this morning. so i humored her; i opened the kitchen door and left it braced just wide enough for her to sit in the kitchen doorway and look out disapprovingly, which is what she really loves to do. (Putting a chair in the front door so she can look out that door’s window has never been acceptable, somehow.)

I stood near the door making coffee as this was going on, and noticed after a moment that her twitching tail had disappeared; she’d actually gone out. So i pushed the inside door a little farther closed to block some of the cold air, and kept measuring the coffee grounds into the basket.

she came to the door to get back in, and seemed to be having trouble squeezing through the pushed-to inner door– she’s quite bad at doors, really, and can’t push them open with her nose, she just doesn’t get it– and so I came over to try to help her, and was like “wait why is your face white and wider than oh my god what’s in your mouth”

which was enough for her to learn how to push a door all right, so she shoved in and ran into the house and I’m like “no no oh my god what the fuck is that”

so like, good morning to dude, who was asleep and woke up and was, to his credit, instantly on his feet like what does she have

She fortunately had stopped in the kitchen, and i came around from the other doorway to block her from going into the cluttered living room where whatever she had would inevitably escape when she let go. 

She lay down her trophy on the linoleum, and it was, unusually, actually dead– the back legs were twitching a little but it wasn’t up and running like her prey usually is because she’s a terrible huntress– and oh my lord

it was a rat

I have never seen one before. Dude was like “don’t just stand there! catch it!” because he couldn’t see it, and I was like, “oh it’s dead,” and he was like, well? and came closer and was like “what the fuck is that???”

and I said “that right there is a whole-ass rat where did you get a whole-ass rat Chita Rivera” and the cat just looked moderately confused and meowed at me.

I threw the dead rat back outside, and the cat is now really excited– I don’t even think she wants it back, she’s just amped. 

I didn’t think we had rats in this neighborhood. I didn’t think my cat was capable of catching a rat. My cat is so bad at killing things, and yet.

I mean, keep your kitties inside, people, generally, but.

(ha the cat has finally calmed down because she gave up on going back outside and used the litterbox.)
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mm mm mm gotta get off my ass and pack my shit and load my car and then drive five hours and I don’t wanna.

I want to be there, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t, as usual, want to do any of the intervening steps, and because I haven’t set myself a hard deadline, I don’t want to start, and I’m just… not.

But I gotta do it, so I’m gonna do it. 

Oh but first I have to pet the cat…
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she found me 

she is lying on my hand so i can’t use it

the more i try to type anyway the louder she purrs
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Pilling The Cat Saga, Part Eleventy-Four

She’s still so psyched about the existence of cheese that in the frantic jumble I can just hand her the pill and she’ll eat it because she’s so psyched about cheese. (I really need to get some better deli cheese or something, the American cheese is too brittle to actually wrap around the pill.)

Downside: now she wants to know what we’re eating all the time. Nooo.

During dinner, Dude plucked her from his lap and set her back on the floor, and solemnly intoned “Now that you have tasted of the cheese of the knowledge of good and evil, you must be cast out of paradise,” which was appropriately Miltonian.

Later, Dude and I had gone to bed and it was freezing so I was being little spoon, and Dude whispered into my ear, “What are you doing,” and I was like ???  until I heard the purring and realized he wasn’t speaking to me.

In a moment Chita climbed over his shoulder, purring like mad, and insinuated herself between us so that she could be the middle spoon. I rolled away after a bit and looked back and she had managed to capture Dude’s arm and was sleeping with her head on the pillow next to his face. It was very cute.

We are ridiculous.
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we’re making the same face

unrelated: i have trained her to answer to “baby” as if it were her name
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Well I WAS going to go to bed at a reasonable hour but now there’s a cat on my lap so I am trapped.

She just turned so her head is upside-down. I may die here.
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Tail bracelet. What a ridiculous cat. (In case it’s not zoomed out far enough to see, that’s my arm, with my cat’s tail wrapped around my wrist; she’s lying with her front paws on my elbow, tucked under her shoulders, and her body is between my bent arm on the couch armrest, and my boob. (I am wearing a crop top with dinosaurs on it.) My orange headphone cord is visible coming out from under her body. Her head is out of the frame, as is mine, because I am the best webcam photographer.) 

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