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tinysaurus-rex:
tinysaurus-rex:
tinysaurus-rex:
miss-0wl:
“Do whatever you intended to do as if he wasn’t there.” All I can imagine is a guy carrying around a sassy rooster in a grocery store.
I’ve carried a sassy rooster with me while I fed the ducks, horses, other chickens, I’be carried a sassy boy to the moon and back.
Today’s offending MAN was Sweeney
he was being a total SASS BOY
and for some reason the other chickens never really try to put him in his place, probably because he’s so ridiculous
so it’s all up to us
and for the record for all the people who say you should just eat aggressive roosters, this method is proven and very effective. Just pick them up when they’re being naughty and carry them until they relax, only set them down if they’re calm. Works with any size boy, any age (not any breed, but most). In just a few days of repeated sessions they’ll be total gents. Don’t eat these innocent lads, they’re just following their instinct, we’ve bred them to be overly aggressive but it doesn’t have to be that way.
We used to carry our roosters around when I was a kid, so I figured I knew about chickens, right? but the laying flock at the farm has like twenty roosters at this point and I once touched one and it shanked the fuck out of me, I have a scar, so thanks, I think I won’t be picking them up.
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tinysaurus-rex:
tinysaurus-rex:
tinysaurus-rex:
miss-0wl:
“Do whatever you intended to do as if he wasn’t there.” All I can imagine is a guy carrying around a sassy rooster in a grocery store.
I’ve carried a sassy rooster with me while I fed the ducks, horses, other chickens, I’be carried a sassy boy to the moon and back.
Today’s offending MAN was Sweeney
he was being a total SASS BOY
and for some reason the other chickens never really try to put him in his place, probably because he’s so ridiculous
so it’s all up to us
and for the record for all the people who say you should just eat aggressive roosters, this method is proven and very effective. Just pick them up when they’re being naughty and carry them until they relax, only set them down if they’re calm. Works with any size boy, any age (not any breed, but most). In just a few days of repeated sessions they’ll be total gents. Don’t eat these innocent lads, they’re just following their instinct, we’ve bred them to be overly aggressive but it doesn’t have to be that way.
We used to carry our roosters around when I was a kid, so I figured I knew about chickens, right? but the laying flock at the farm has like twenty roosters at this point and I once touched one and it shanked the fuck out of me, I have a scar, so thanks, I think I won’t be picking them up.
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