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Jaskier’s hobbies incl. counteracting all the nasty myths about Witchers with myths of his own

Jaskier: did you know that witchers hibernate all winter

Someone: really?

Jaskier: yes & they can also eat their own body weight in salmon

Someone: isn’t that bears?

Jaskier: mmmno…. I’m pretty sure it’s Witchers :)

he does this in part to try and improve the general reputation of witchers but mainly to confuse & annoy Geralt like

Villager: what are you doing here? shouldn’t you be hibernating??

Geralt: what?

Villager: don’t witchers hibernate in the winter?

Geralt: w h a t

Villager: Oh I see you’re fattening up for the winter!

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Geralt: WHAT https://faslaidir.tumblr.com/tagged/Geralt%3A-WHAT

Geralt: no I don’t -

Villager: you’re welcome to all you can eat… I understand how it is, the winter’s very long

Geralt, stuffing pies into his saddlebags: that’s very kind thank you

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penny-anna:

Geralt: what’s your full name??

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz? I have told you this before.

Geralt: why do you have so many names

Yennefer: because he’s a viscount?

Geralt: you’re a viscount?

Jaskier: yes?

Geralt: why?

Jaskier: why am I a - I have no idea how to answer that question.

penny-anna:

Jaskier: since my parents… named me?

Yennefer: he’s said his full name in earshot of you multiple times? I know, I was there

Geralt, fully unable to tell whether or not they are trolling him: ……….what

Jaskier: eh… he tunes out anything up to 80% of what I say at any given time… I’m not surprised he didn’t notice.

just-a-normal-eccentric:

“Since when?”

penny-anna:

Yennefer: hey Julian, last decade called, they want that jacket back

Geralt: who the fuck is Julian

Jaskier: I’m Julian

Geralt: ……………………………what

altalemur:

counter-point:

she calls him “Julian” mockingly, but also to signal that she knows more about Jaskier than Geralt.

penny-anna:

Going back to ‘geralt having the unsettling realisation that Jaskier & yennefer have become friends within his knowledge’. Jaskier & geralt running in to Yennefer and Geralt not noticing that anything is different - bcos their dynamic hasn’t really changed they’re just at each other’s throats in a 'we like each other really’ way now looks the same to an outside observer - until Yennefer casually calls Jaskier 'Jask’ and THEN geralt is like, whaaaat the shit… What’s happening