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penny-anna:

Geralt: what’s your full name??

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz? I have told you this before.

Geralt: why do you have so many names

Yennefer: because he’s a viscount?

Geralt: you’re a viscount?

Jaskier: yes?

Geralt: why?

Jaskier: why am I a - I have no idea how to answer that question.

penny-anna:

Jaskier: since my parents… named me?

Yennefer: he’s said his full name in earshot of you multiple times? I know, I was there

Geralt, fully unable to tell whether or not they are trolling him: ……….what

Jaskier: eh… he tunes out anything up to 80% of what I say at any given time… I’m not surprised he didn’t notice.

just-a-normal-eccentric:

“Since when?”

penny-anna:

Yennefer: hey Julian, last decade called, they want that jacket back

Geralt: who the fuck is Julian

Jaskier: I’m Julian

Geralt: ……………………………what

altalemur:

counter-point:

she calls him “Julian” mockingly, but also to signal that she knows more about Jaskier than Geralt.

penny-anna:

Going back to ‘geralt having the unsettling realisation that Jaskier & yennefer have become friends within his knowledge’. Jaskier & geralt running in to Yennefer and Geralt not noticing that anything is different - bcos their dynamic hasn’t really changed they’re just at each other’s throats in a 'we like each other really’ way now looks the same to an outside observer - until Yennefer casually calls Jaskier 'Jask’ and THEN geralt is like, whaaaat the shit… What’s happening
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jerry-of-rivia:

bomberqueen17:

the contents of my post with the excerpt about geralt's terrible dining habits, reblogged )

I’M HOLLERING

No judgement for my mutant gremlin’s opportunistic protein acquisition 

[image description: a four-panel cartoon of 1) Jaskier from the Witcher exclaiming "Aww!" over a nest of peeping baby birds while Geralt, beside him, regards it with interest 2) Geralt, mouth full, going CRONCH, 3) close-up of Jaskier extremely horrified, 4) Geralt, confused, asking Jaskier "did you want some?"]

i am DYING, the expressions– OMG

just to add fuel to this fire, you know horses are opportunistic omnivores right? they’ll eat carrion or small animals they find (and in the case of a notable French horse from the Napoleonic wars, an entire Russian lieutenant who likely didn’t start out dead [ctrl+f “Lisette” on this page to get that and the bonus story of Freight Train, who had to wear a wire muzzle] )– I just saw an Icelandic Pony appreciation blog post about how their pony got into the dried mealworms for the chickens and just went hog– so you know Roach is like, right up there with him. He probably gives her the bits he doesn’t like. 

So not only is she this insane hostile creature who bites people, she also probably gets him thrown out of a town or two for poking her head in the henhouses and eating the chicks like that’s not even a special Witcher horse thing that’s just regular-ass horses, they’re perfectly capable of being monsters

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