penny-anna: penny-anna: penny-anna: Jaskier’s hobb

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Jaskier’s hobbies incl. counteracting all the nasty myths about Witchers with myths of his own

Jaskier: did you know that witchers hibernate all winter

Someone: really?

Jaskier: yes & they can also eat their own body weight in salmon

Someone: isn’t that bears?

Jaskier: mmmno…. I’m pretty sure it’s Witchers :)

he does this in part to try and improve the general reputation of witchers but mainly to confuse & annoy Geralt like

Villager: what are you doing here? shouldn’t you be hibernating??

Geralt: what?

Villager: don’t witchers hibernate in the winter?

Geralt: w h a t

Villager: Oh I see you’re fattening up for the winter!

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Geralt: WHAT https://faslaidir.tumblr.com/tagged/Geralt%3A-WHAT

Geralt: no I don’t -

Villager: you’re welcome to all you can eat… I understand how it is, the winter’s very long

Geralt, stuffing pies into his saddlebags: that’s very kind thank you