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there are two types of white heterosexual women who are into fantasy genre, the ones who cling to some twink character whose chances of being attracted to women is around zero percent and the ones who write self insert erotica about some bland ass dude who looks like he would play golf but he’s not rich enough but he swears that his bitcoin investment will pay off

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ladies neither of these men will fuck you, one is too busy calling me slurs and the other is too busy posting hole on grindr

writing woes

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i am currently in the part of the Miscommunication Plot where there is a lull in things that are keeping them from Talking It Out and I am really struggling with how to keep this going but i know how it resolves and it can’t yet so I’m definitely going to have to insert some sort of Action Beat here to make this work.

Also for some bizarre reason I have become incredibly preoccupied with getting one of the (male) characters to wear a crop top. I suddenly feel like I must know how fanservice artists feel. I’m like, compelled, IDK what to do about this.

Logical brain: I am a text artist! It doesn’t matter what the characters are wearing, this is not a visual medium. meathead brain: nnngh b e l l y b u t t o n

anyway here’s a snippet since it’s forever since I’ve done one of those, and it has no bearing on anything currently published and isn’t particularly spoilery.

“What the f– oh, it’s Keira,” Aiden said, lowering his sword for a moment and wiping his brow on his sleeve. “Hey, I didn’t know you could fly.”

“I can’t fly,” Keira said, mildly annoyed. Lambert was right there, and while he looked a bit tired and flustered he was uninjured, and was currently gritting his teeth as he held an Yrden trap on the [thingy].

“Are you going to hit it or what?” Lambert asked.

“Yeah, yeah,” Aiden said. “Uh, sorry, I’m distracted by the flying sorceress.”

“I’m not flying,” Keira said.

“Sorry,” Aiden said, “the flying pedant,” and leapt at the [thingy] with startling grace.

wistals:murderbot & dr. mensah

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crop top

loud, but i got needs ok, my writing process, my writing

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sabra-n https://sabra-n.tumblr.com/ said:

           maybe someone gets overheated and ties their top up, boom

hear me out, i’m thinking someone gets injured and this character hastily rips off a chunk of his shirt to be an emergency bandage, and then well he’s got to stay dressed like that because he doesn’t have another shirt, so there can be a whole Serious Action Scene with this guy running around in a half a shirt. (Bonus: artful blood-splatter and some sword-wielding and whatnot. yeah!)

I promise I’ll write it respectfully. I mean, it’s an action sequence, mostly, after all, and the POV character can be the injured one, so they can be like… fuzzily regaining consciousness… staring blankly at The Coveted b e l l y b u t t o n like wtf is going on… i can artfully describe the belly button and the abs… the scene can move on from there and my weird need can be satisfied and then later someone can be like “what are you wearing?” and he can be like “listen I’m freezing gimme your coat”

(why doesn’t he just take off his whole shirt? i don’t know! why is that not as hot to me as him wearing half of it? i don’t know! ah, he can be wearing incomplete armor for complicated reasons that maybe something I was already working on would contribute toward, so he’s just got shoulder armor on and so removing his whole shirt would take too long so he just rips it. There you go. See, I’m good at this.)

and no one will be the wiser that i super wrote that entirely to be fanservice to myself because for some reason that is what i super needed in my life.

(advanced reader challenge: go thru my fics and figure out which parts are defintely fanservice to myself. weird but true hint: generally not the sex scenes.) (i always meant to do one of those DVD commentary memes but i never managed to, idk what i’d even write about, but. i have a lot of these kinds of thought processes, i promise u.)