littleturtle95:Me, waking up: 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

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Me, waking up: 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🙊

Me, seeing someone left a nice comment under an old fic: 🥰❤️✨🌈🥂

caffeinatedcorvids:king-finnigan:god i love dying in the witcher 3. not because i have to do part of

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god i love dying in the witcher 3. not because i have to do part of what i was doing again but because i love to just. imagine the funeral.

like i always picture them burning geralts body at kaer morhen and giving him a eulogy n shit n i always imagine they’d just lowkey roast geralt the entire time. like.

“here lies geralt of rivia (or geralt eric roger du haute-bellegarde), the butcher of blaviken, the white wolf. who walked the path for 138 slutty, slutty years, during which he was part of many important political plots and wars and fought bravely and valiantly. geralt of rivia, who fucking died because he was fighting three (3) drowners and couldn’t eat his raw onions fast enough. he was not very smart.”

or “here lies geralt of rivia, who died because he jumped off of a 6-foot ledge as a shortcut and didn’t know that that would fucking kill him. we don’t know how he managed to die from that, either.”

or “here lies geralt of rivia, who, after fighting off 15 men and sustaining minimal damage, set a barrel on fire for funsies, didn’t step back far enough, and fucking blew himself up. may he rest in pieces. godspeed you absolute idiot.”

“Here lies Geralt. He took a side path in a cave for funsies and got locked in a room with a gargoyle on accident and died. Angrily. He was really, really angry. His last word was “FUCK”.”

Geralt of Rivia, we consign thee to thy rest, stung to death by a bunch of fucking bees whilst thou stoodst there wondering what that noise was

Here Be Ye Final Resting Place Of Ye Wee Precious Flower Prince Geralt, Who Died Of Not Knowing How To Parry, Punched To Death By A Drunk

Daringly Killed Ye Wyverne Then Fell Off Ye Towere Trying To Loot It

“O friends, we gather together to consign to his final rest Geralt of Rivia, a beloved companion, defender of the weak, and big old slut for literally anyone who offered, who after defeating many foes and fighting many, many battles, wandered into a dim cave, failed to notice the signs of subterranean gas, and lit a torch, which blasted him to Kingdom Come.”

“Rest in peace, Geralt ‘Fall Damage’ of Rivia.”

“Alas, we gather together to mourn the passing of Geralt, who somehow did not notice that there were seven guards watching him from a distance of less than ten feet as he stood at the edge of a cliff and looted a barrel full of things that belonged to those guards. We can’t blame them for killing him, but we are sorry he’s dead.”

I love this game.

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