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problematicfan:

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penny-anna:

Geralt: shit.

Jaskier: what?

Geralt: it’s Goatee Geralt. get off the road.

Jaskier: it’s who??

Geralt: get off the road right now and keep quiet. it’s Goatee Geralt.

Jaskier: who the fuck is Goatee Geralt

Geralt: me from another universe where I’m evil and have a terrible goatee. we have to keep out of sight if he sees me he’ll challenge me to a dual to the death.

Jaskier: …

Jaskier: 

Goatee Geralt: JASKIER GERALT

Geralt: fuck

Goatee Geralt: I HEAR YOUR VOICE JASKIER GERALT. I KNOW YOU’RE OVER THERE

Geralt: fuck

Goatee Geralt: COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN JASKIER GERALT

Jaskier: why’s he calling you Jaskier Geralt?

Geralt: they all call me that. this is the only universe where we’re friends.

Jaskier: wait what

Jaskier: Wait you think we’re friends?

Geralt: Jaskier now isnt really the time to talk about this.

Jaskier: Theres an alternate universe version of you with a goatee that identifies you only by the fact that you hang out with me now is exACTLY THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

Jaskier: is Eyepatch Geralt like that because he’s angry about losing his eye?

Geralt: unclear. it’s possible he’s from a universe where everyone wears an eyepatch.

Jaskier: what makes you think that

Geralt: he’s dating Eyepatch Yennefer

Jaskier: ….OKAY WHAT

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bomberqueen17 your mom’s a hero

I had a moment where I couldn’t remember what post I’d made lately and I was like “She is! Wait, why do you know that”

But I mean, really, in general, she is, so. 

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BABY SISTER BOUGHT THE FARM

wait that didn’t come out right

My baby sister and her husband, after literally years of negotiation, exchanged money and signed a purchase agreement for the farm they’ve been working on.

At the last minute the sellers flipped out, so there’s a clause in there that the seller gets to live rent-free in the house until fucking JULY, so my sister still is going to be basically homeless even while paying a mortgage the size of Denali (look I’m topical!) but at least they own the place.