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One of the biggest Ace Moments I’ve ever had occurred today

My Work Wife was talking to another coworker, weighing what her husband “gives” her versus this Dumb Thing He Did, and I butted in to say, “Wait, what does he give you???”

And she gave me That Look. That look that said, “I know you’re ace, but c’mon. You’re better than this.”

And only after receiving that look was I like, “OH YEAH. THAT.” (Your picture was not posted)

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If she’s your girl why’s she holding me at a 20 degree angle and gently dragging me against a whetstone a few times on each side?

Because you are dull

Okay wig