positional-blocked cars sometimes, and like, don't do that, lol, whoops
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kedreeva
https://kedreeva.tumblr.com/post/688962983806779392/played-too-much-dark-mists-one-summer-and-upon
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max1461
https://max1461.tumblr.com/post/688698476739051520/this-is-like-that-one-summer-i-played-too-much
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offi95
https://offi95.tumblr.com/post/687176029683531776/i-hate-to-break-it-to-you-but-skeletons-are-in
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magicwillow
https://magicwillow.tumblr.com/post/686995984145874944/i-just-want-yall-to-know-that-one-time-during
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I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of
Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to
go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it
was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons
spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”
And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on
the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just
thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the
shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too
And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t
real” and then just went back into my room
And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have
any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please
remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken
I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There’s one
incredibly close to you at this very second
this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was
standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the
person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak
pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life
actually.
Played too much Dark Mists one summer and upon arriving at a movie theater
and getting out of the car in real life, I immediately looked around the
space to check for who could player kill me. Quit playing forever that day.
mm so I used to play roller derby. Which notably is not a video game but is
a thing you do with your own body in real life. I generally was a blocker,
and my position was largely defensive; I did a lot of positional
obstruction of other players, keeping them from being able to move around
the track as they wanted, and occasionally I’d lay the smackdown with a big
block, usually by hipchecking them.
You can see how this was not a good mindset to be in whilst driving an
automobile.
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