dragonlady7

positional-blocked cars sometimes, and like, don't do that, lol, whoops

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I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There’s one incredibly close to you at this very second

this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.

Played too much Dark Mists one summer and upon arriving at a movie theater and getting out of the car in real life, I immediately looked around the space to check for who could player kill me. Quit playing forever that day.

mm so I used to play roller derby. Which notably is not a video game but is a thing you do with your own body in real life. I generally was a blocker, and my position was largely defensive; I did a lot of positional obstruction of other players, keeping them from being able to move around the track as they wanted, and occasionally I’d lay the smackdown with a big block, usually by hipchecking them.

You can see how this was not a good mindset to be in whilst driving an automobile. (Your picture was not posted)