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1067.

Maybe let’s all just take a vow of silence for the new year rather than speak the wrong times into existence. Our mouths are covered anyway. Carry wood for knocking on, learn strange rituals hide our true names while we’re at it if it takes superstition to learn to take things seriously then fuck it let’s get weird. Let’s reinvent God and find new ways of worship Let’s really fuck up future archeologists. Let’s build a monument to the strangest times we can possibly imagine, which of course are these, blow it up and bury it in the desert, surrounded by cryptic warnings soundtracked by Tom Lehrer on an 8-track. We’ll call it tumblr; it already is. Let’s still try of course to be good and do good and be better and make better but fuck it; let’s be weird as well. Let’s be real weird. Let’s say fuck the vow of silence and prophesy everything good to come everything weird but good.

fic update: new work: Trust

metz/lambert, nonbinary lambert, my fic, fic update, meet death sitting, we're getting a new series i promise, i just gotta like, organize it

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so the next Keira/Lambert thing is up now, because now, and nobody reads fic on Sunday afternoons? but maybe they do! so do!

This one is what I first wrote, and then it didn’t work, so I wrote 50,000 words of prequel, so now we’re back here, to where the plot begins. Huge plot twist. I promise some of you probably hadn’t seen this coming. A few of you? humor me?

Trust, on AO3, https://archiveofourown.org/works/27919201 7700 words

“I promise,” she said, “were I to decide to squash you like a bug, I’d give you a running start.”

…

“It’s hurting you,” he said, completely undistracted by her tits. Bastard, he could at least look. It probably shouldn’t have been surprising that he didn’t, given how good his boundaries in general were. Men were weak, but he wasn’t a man.

“I’m more aware of that than you are, I promise,” she sing-songed.

…

Well. Magic, and brass knuckles, which were the only two really sure things in this world.

inber:inber:ladyahiru:dat-carovieh:toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:Witcher fanfic writers know ten.

exactly, also i don't feel like people are too monotonous in their settings?, but i like to see inspirations, and listen the W3 setting is my favorite part of the game?, i mean game geralt is hotter than N'flix geralt fight me, THE UNDERCUT, anyway

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Witcher fanfic writers know ten places and ten places ONLY

• tavern
• room at an inn with only one bed
• room at an inn with TWO beds (good for scenarios where Geralt and Jaskier like sharing a bed, but neither of them tell the other because yearning)
• The Mountian.
• Nilfgaardian Prison Cell™ where Jaskier gets tortured in whump fics for information about Geralt and Ciri
• Forest
• Clearing that Geralt sets up camp in
• Kaer Morhen
• ~The Coast~

And last but not least

• Bathtub

As a writer I hate it. Please give me more options, I feel like I’m constantly repeating myself.

I feel so fucking called out. Like i tried to think of another one but like thats fucking it

Um I feel like you’re not giving us enough credit. We also have room at an inn with only one bed AND a bathtub.

But for fun, here are some other ideas!

• Herbalist/healer/temple of Melitele
• Farrier and/or blacksmith/armourer
• Yen has the capability to create spaces (ie the tent inside The Mountain TM) so, decrepit house on the outside? Fuckin’ baller mansion on the inside
• Public bath-houses
• There are so many caves in TW3. A CAVE! Caves hold MANY things.
• A Skellige-style feast (think Norse, drinking out of horns, whole-roasted animals etc)
• A battle arena. Either physical or Gwent. Maybe both.
• Ruins. The ruins of a village, the ruins of a temple. Lots of ruins.
• Eskel’s jorts (this is a location, fight me)

And as anais_ninja_bitch​ said, a Skellige lighthouse! That’d be so cool.

what about:

the hayloft of a kindly farmer with too few beds a remote croft where all the villagers but one are dead for ~mysterious reasons~ keira’s baller Forest Cave Bathtub-thru-a-portal (canonical to W3!) Yennefer’s Not-A-Country-Witch cosmopolitan apartment pigeon-infested Abandoned Barn some minor noble’s stables a warehouse full of dubious treasures abandoned house full of broken rakes and mysterious notes some old lady’s porch an astonishing cave-aquifer system under the haunted village well??? an abandoned guard post with a tower and like a wyvern or something living at the top of it, badass Oxenfurt University’s dorms Novigrad’s Gay District an overly-complex series of half-ruined buildings inexplicably occupied then abandoned by bandits so it’s full of absolutely bizarre shit a pleasant cottage by the coast absolutely chock-full of harpies a nice recently-abandoned farmstead with a level 33 wraith haunting it and also some cursed bees a cave full of incredibly stinky cheeses a crossroads inexplicably haunted by high-level ghouls away from which you have to run oh here’s a good one, at the foot of an enormous windmill apparently connected to nothing and partly in ruins

also most of Witcher 3′s early levels are spent wandering around really gross swamps full of dead soldiers so like, you could throw some of that in for spice

IDK who I’m aiming this list at but listen, I’m not saying you have to be a video games fan, I’m just saying Netflix didn’t give us a lot to go on so here are some more ideas to run with. yeah i’ve written some of these but i’ve also not, so like. please!

Today I made King Arthur Flour’s pirozhki recipe,

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Today I made King Arthur Flour’s pirozhki recipe, from their website. I substituted 1 cup of sourdough discard for 1 c of the flour and the ½ c of water. It worked great. Thing is, I’ve never had pirozhki so idk what they’re supposed to look like? Trial and error suggests the round shape is nicest. I also made some sourdough baguettes this morning, after an overnight rise, and they were really nice with R&G’s camembert I got at the troymarket last week when I was there (second-last photo, I think, which also features some blackbirdciderworks buffalo bluegrass from a bottle). Last photo is the princess, Chita, checking out the box my [Bad username or site: laughing @ earth] veggies voyaged out here in. I miss going out but I’m not bored. (at Buffalo, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIeVgRthYHQ/?igshid=1t2c1jb2quajn