Sep. 9th, 2020

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Had dinner with mom the other day. She was recounting a little story about her job.

See, since 1986, she’s held a position in the town government. It’s an appointed position and you’re paid something under a thousand dollars a year, but she gets to have an office in the town hall, and a computer, and then strangers call your house all the time. She’s the town historian, and most of what she does is answer people’s questions about their geneaology.

But sometimes she does get other questions. So, the other day, the town clerk came to her and said, “I have this woman who is trying to ask me about a car accident involving a town justice in 1918.”

“That’s definitely a me thing not a you thing,” Mom said, and so the clerk gave the caller Mom’s number. Meanwhile Mom had a peek at the records. Uh, there are no formal records of car accidents that far back, and the town didn’t have its own justices yet in 1918, so that’s not a hopeful start.

Anyway the caller was a woman who was writing an article for some newspaper in Saratoga, about early car culture in the United States. She’d read somewhere, and did not explain where, that there’d been some kind of accident at the bridge across the Hoosic in the town of Schaghticoke, and some major events had happened because of it. Mom was like well, did you look up the newspaper records of the time, because there’s a public database– no, the woman had never heard of this. Well, Mom said, it’s a great way to get a feeling for the zeitgeist of a time, and usually something like an automobile accident would be covered. I mean, there are articles about people repainting their houses, for heaven’s sake– a car accident is definitely going to be in the paper. Then the woman tried to ask her if you’d have been able to see out of the side of the approach of the bridge from this angle or that angle– Mom was like, well, they tore it down in 1940 and i wasn’t born yet, all I’ve got is the same picture I just told you how to find, you’d have to try to surmise the details yourself and good luck with that.

Well, the woman went on to detail how the farmers of the era had been hostile to the adoption of the automobile, what with all the noise and pollution and disruption of their rural lifestyles– some of them had gone so far as to sabotage the roads, setting traps with barbed wire, and –

Now hang on, Mom said. That’s darned odd, and I’d really like to see some primary sources on that, because as far as I can tell most of the farmers around here bought cars just as soon as they could, because it made their lives easier. In addition, surely cars would not be significantly more disruptive than the railroad that had run straight through here since 1850?

The woman seemed not to realize that, and Mom was like you know New York City has been a daytrip since that railroad went in. There were ten trains a day that came through that line, at least. You’d be in Troy in fifteen minutes, faster than you can get there now by car. You could get basically anywhere you wanted. The automobile just meant you could go on your own schedule and carry your own cargo, so farmers were eager to adopt it. I mean, it’s possible a farmer may have disliked cars on his own lane? I would love to see that article, because nothing I’ve seen has had anything like it– but I’m not saying it never happened, it just would have had to be an isolated case I’m dying to know more about.

The woman got a bit flustered and was like well you don’t know! you just haven’t read that much about this, and Mom was like

listen first off you’re calling me at my house and I’m trying to make dinner and this call has gone on for forty-five minutes? second off this has been my job since 1986 so you had better believe I’ve read a few articles about my own town, all right– things may have been different in other towns but I’m pretty familiar with this region? and third off I just finished writing a book detailing the life stories of every man from this town who served in World War I so I happen to have literally just combed through all the town records from 1918 trying to find context for all of it, so I can actually tell you pretty much anything you want to know specifically about that year in this town. If there had been an epidemic of farmers murdering motorists there is literally no way I would not know about it. And fourthly I can literally write you a list of all the farmers who bought cars in 1918 because that kind of crap made the papers back then, I promise you, if anybody had set a trap with barbed wire I would know about it.

The woman changed tacks. So, she said, you’d say the elite farmers had cars?

That’s you putting words in my mouth, Mom said, so don’t quote me on what you said. There were some wealthy farmers in the area, sure– some of them wintered in Florida as early as 1910!– but automobile use wasn’t reserved for some mythic upperclass, it was a pragmatic choice that various people made as it suited their business lives.

The woman stayed on the line for over an hour without ever once acknowledging that maybe Mom knew anything about anything, and Mom has decided she definitely isn’t interested in reading whatever article she comes up with about all of this, as she pretty clearly went into this with her own fictional thesis and is just trying to find something to base it on and probably won’t mind if she can’t actually find anything at all. She never did explain what was supposed to have happened in this supposed car accident, about which she could not actually remember the year or the names of any of the participants, only the location.

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So I finished the Accidentally Super Horny f/f Keira/Yennefer fic, which turned out not to be so irredeemably Horny after all once I got over my excessive musings about Keira’s Magic Tits.

So that’s up now, and it’s 7k long and all about strap-ons but there’s some unexpected gender fuckery to go along with that. It’s Yennefer’s POV, and she’s not super introspective about this sort of thing, but Keira’s working through some stuff here. So do heed warnings if that’s a thing that’s super sensitive for you, I attempted to explain it some more in the notes. Also: I did not tag for infidelity, because all of this is

Aretuza Craftsmanship, on AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/26367553. 7100 words, rated E for Extremely A Lot of hardcore lesbian sex and some really gratuitous silliness about tits. I really wanted to title it something facetious about boobies but I restrained myself.

For the record body-safe stone dildoes do exist, btw, I looked it up. No I don’t own one.

Yennefer smiled. “That was my point, actually,” she said. “If he hadn’t wanted to, and you didn’t force him, then it’s really up to him. I’m not angry with you.”

“I can still regret it,” Keira said loftily.

“Don’t,” Yennefer said, relenting; it wasn’t worth trying to hold this over her, not now, not like this. “He did nothing wrong either. We have an agreement and he’s supposed to avoid any of my particular rivals, but you weren’t expressly on that list and you weren’t doing it just to get in a swipe at me. To be fair to him, I don’t think he’d have done it if he thought you were, he’s pretty good about that.”

Not as good as he should be; he consistently undervalued himself and forgot that he mattered, at all, and in so doing devalued Yennefer by association, but that was not something to get into now. That was none of Keira’s business.

“Of course he showed you a good time,” Yennefer said.

“He was perfectly considerate,” Keira said. “It was very pleasant.” Yennefer was going to have to relate that one to Geralt; if ever someone had been damned by faint praise, it was now. Very pleasant, Geralt; she could already see his expression.

“And then you spelled him unconscious,” Yennefer said.

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We went out tonight, which was thrilling– Dude’s mom took us out to a restaurant for my birthday, we went to a place with a patio and sat outside and it was lovely and the waitress stood several feet away and it was a whole thing, but it was great to get restaurant food and we were really especially delighted that the restaurant in question is not shut down yet.

(God, so many are gone already. Who knows what will come back, what will grow from the ashes, I dont know, I can’t think too hard about it right now.)

As we were leaving, around 6pm, I got in the car, which was parked out on the street, and I glanced over at the loud neighbors’ house, which is two down.

There was a Trump 2020 sign in the yard. Like, back a ways, kind of crooked, near the side entry door, crammed in the lawn.

There was also a young man, maybe 20, skinny, shirtless, maskless, in the driveway, so I didn’t pause; he was pacing around like maybe he was doing work, on the remodeling they’re doing, IDK.

(”Maybe that’s Lorenzo,” Dude mused, and we Drove the Fuck Away.)

I intermittently worried, internally, about that fucking sign all evening. Like… would I put a note in the mail slot? Fuck I could write them a postcard, I know their address. so it would be really anonymous. God, I wouldn’t vandalize the sign, but– but it’s the plague, everyone’s home 24/7, I couldn’t do anything. Do I put up a sign in my yard? Do I need to? What do I do?

Anyway we got home well after dark, a bit after 9pm.

The sign is gone, I can tell even in the dark it’s not in their yard anywhere, or leaned against the house. Maybe it was only there as a joke. Maybe the young man was about to take it down; he was in motion as we went past on the way out, and I didn’t dare linger. Maybe he put it up, as a message to the people in the house. Maybe that was part of the disagreements they’ve been having over there. (I haven’t heard it but Dude complained they’ve been fighting a lot over there.)

(He’s still fretting over the possibility that the baby is named Lorenzo.)

Ugh just having seen the sign one time was upsetting, I still don’t know what I ought to do, but at least it’s gone.

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