the fall of rome - Deputychairman - Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) [Archive of Our Own

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the fall of rome - Deputychairman - Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) [Archive of Our Own]:

deputychairman:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Poe Dameron, Leia Organa, Finn (Star Wars)
Additional Tags: Post-TLJ, traumatised people sometimes behave badly, good people apologise
Summary:
All in white, and come to kill him.

“Leia!” he’d said, and she’d shot him.

I’ve made myself sad thinking that maybe Poe Dameron wondered if Leia told him to stop because her son was on that ship. That isn’t the reason, but he’ll never ask her because he’d rather not know.

Especially for my friend @youandthemountains who is also sad about this.
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on my commute home i wrote this whole story in my head and now i want to sit and read it what do you

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on my commute home i wrote this whole story in my head and now i want to sit and read it what do you mean i still have to write it this is an outrage
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morethanonepage: @bomberqueen17 replied to your post

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@bomberqueen17 replied to your post

“kyloscape: kylo: *orders every gun on that man* hux, done with this…”

ARMITAGE HUX STOLE MY MINIFRIDGE is the only TLJ meme i care about now thank you very much

100% real Armitage Hux facts:

was really excited to meet the space pope but snoke didn’t let him

had to dress up as an ash-rabbit for the First Order’s Empire Day celebration

“emperor palpatine never used a superlaser on his own people”

swallows 35 pieces of brightgum every day

hides behind storage containers b/c there are no bushes in space

heard that lieutenant mitaka brought a minifridge for the officer’s breakroom and stole it for his cans of diet space coke

#i had to look on wookipedia for some of these#apparently brightgum is a stimulant so it would actually make sense for hux to be hopped up on it#apparently the first order is not a fun place to work#who’d’ve thought#is phasma ekllyanne conway? discuss (tags by @morethanonepage)

this is a painfully funny yet soul-crushing intersection of current events and i am not sure whether this is laughter or crying that i am experiencing
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Netflix calls out the 53 people who can’t stop

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Netflix calls out the 53 people who can’t stop watching A Christmas Prince:

enthusiasmgirl:

Just a key point to add to this, since we as adults seem to just frame everything as being about us. Before we make fun, can we consider this: the person who watched A Christmas Prince 53 times, or Bee Movie 357 times in 2017, or Pirates of the Carribbean every day according to Netflix? Maybe they have kids using their account not using a kids profile?

Because my niece has happily watched the same episode of Magic School Bus every time she’s been at my place. And if Netflix existed when I was a kid, it definitely would have wondered who the hell watches Ghostbusters or Yellow Submarine or (in case your argument is that those are good movies so why would Netflix dunk on them) Happy Gilmore multiple times per day every day.

Just a thought. Another thought: People are also just weeeeeird. The more data we have on them, the weirder they get.

so like, first off, that’s fucked-up proof that netflix is watching and we should all be terrified, but

secondly

it’s probably a fucking beauty salon or doctor’s waiting room or something where there’s an unattended tv to amuse people waiting

and it’s easiest to just replay a movie instead of put on tv with commercials for shit you don’t approve of

it’s like 100% something that many people have on in the background

there might be several cases of small children or someone with some kind of Issue obsessively rewatching something but seriously, statistically, it is someone’s background noise or waiting room filler. god. 

(i know this because i only watch tv in waiting rooms so i notice it. when that’s the entirety of your moving-pictures-media consumption, you  notice how it adds up.)
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shaebay: causticgrip: 🤣 Tbh, I have taken my

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shaebay:

causticgrip:

🤣

Tbh, I have taken my cross stitch to my local brewery. Late afternoon drinking and stitching is 👌👌👌

i… I actually often bring embroidery to outings where I’ll be sitting around. But– now I want that to actually be a thing!!!! Like… what local bar can I convince to actually run a stitch-n-bitch like as a formal event? C’mon!!
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harpergetsfannish replied to your post “today

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harpergetsfannish replied to your post “today farm-sister was like oh and by the way i know we’re doing…”

I was supposed to send you music for kids, but lost 2 weeks of my life to a migraine instead. Sorry. I’ll try to get a link for you in the next couple of days.

oh my gosh that sucks. i wasn’t meaning to be passive-aggressive or anything. I  was, like, excited to do the project back when we actually bought the mp3 players, but now that i actually have no more time and have to do it, i’m like…. …. meh… 

which tbh is how like all my projects go, so. *eyeroll* Typical, for me. 
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“So you’re the time to beat,” a

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“So you’re the time to beat,” a tall thin man said, pausing in front of Shara where she was standing with two other trainees while one of the techs went over a wiring diagram with them.

Shara looked him up and down, genuinely not understanding the comment for a moment. He was in a pilot’s coverall, with the flight harness attached and his helmet under his arm. The helmet had an insignia she couldn’t make out, and his nametape read “Orato”.

“Maybe,” she said, realizing he probably meant the training course leaderboard.

“You broke my record,” he said. Ah, that might be where she’d seen his name before. He wasn’t friendly, but she supposed he wasn’t really hostile either.

“Oh” Shara said. “Well, I mean. I didn’t really break it, I just… moved it. It’s still a perfectly respectable second place.”

The man looked slightly amused. “No,” he said, “it’s third, you broke it twice.”

Shara had been being so careful not to be cocky she hadn’t noticed that. “I did?” she said, and laughed at herself for a second, then straightened up and pretended to swagger. “Well. I mean, you can go get your record back if you want but I’ll probably just break it again, right?” And she winked to let him know she wasn’t really being an ass.

His eyebrows went up, and he licked his teeth, adjusting his stance, but then he smiled too. “We’ll just see about that, Bey.”

“I look forward to it,” Shara said.
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adhd spring cleaning gothic

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adhdpie:

adhdpie:

you have 12 socks left. none of them match.

you dust the lid of a box and open it for the first time in years.  when you gaze upon the objects inside, a soft golden glow reflects upon your face.

Everything in the box is absolutely vital to your existence. You do not know how you went on without them nor how you could part with them now. You smile gently, your eyes smoldering. No; you could not throw away a single thing in this box.  You close the box again with a sense of satisfaction and return it to its place. The smolder in your eyes dies away.

according to your mobile phone, 3 days have passed.you have no idea what is in the box you just put back.

there is a book on every hard surface in your home. Each book is different. Each book has a bookmark at page 271. when you look directly at the book on your coffee table, it disappears.

you start to organize your desk. you start to organize your nightstand. you start to organize your dresser. you start to organize your kitchen cabinets. you start to organize your bathroom sink. you start to organize.

you are playing a cell phone game on your couch. nothing is organized.

your room is finally clean - all surfaces are dusted, all clutter is gone, all clothes out of sight, all books off the tables. Everything is gone. (You think you can hear the faint sound of chewing from the dresser drawers.)

you have 27 socks spread out on your clean floor. none of them match.

i edited it and now it’s somehow creepier
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So here’s um a thingI know I talk sometimes,

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So here’s um a thing

I know I talk sometimes, self-deprecatingly, about being Old and Out Of Touch and whatnot but I um.

There are often memes I don’t get and I just sort of nod and am like, well, I am old, so

I finally just Googled Mr. Brightside because I saw another reference to it that mentioned it by name thankfully, and I was like ok I have to know this song what is it surely I’ll recognize it when I hear it

I have never heard this song in my life.

The caption says 2004, which like

I would swear I have never heard this song in my life and someone just made it up

but as it goes on I’m like… that line is the thing people are parodying, so is that, so is that, holy Christ this whole song is like, all of the memes

And if you listen to it, yeah, it’s really early-2000s. This isn’t a new song, though I admit I’m such an Old I can’t always tell what Kids These Days are listening to. But.

I swear. To fuck. That I have never heard this song before.

Why is it so omnipresent.

I’ve never heard of the band before, either.

Maybe I’m having a stroke and have hallucinated this whole thing. 

Listen. Listen. I’m really fucking old now but I wasn’t that old in 2004. I was like. Regular old. Now I’m turbo-old. 

But what the fuck.
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