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[dragonlady7]

So I'm at ECC drinking for cops. Seriously. There's a cop academy here and they're doing testing where they attempt to identify marginally illegally drunk drivers. So they get people to come in, and they feed them booze all day.


I'm sitting in a classroom trying to motivate myself to drink my 6th vodka and cranberry, with my sister and some punk rock DJ dude that knows some girl I know.
It is really hard to make yourself drink in a situation like this.

At least there's Internet.
Of COURSE I brought my fucking laptop.

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[kkatowll.livejournal.com]

Oh! I see.

[lenine2.livejournal.com]

So then what? Do they make you drive around an obstacle course?

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

They make you follow a pen with your eyes, make you walk a straight line, make you stand on one foot, make you recite the alphabet, make you tell them the fifth letter of the alphabet, etc.

I fooled one group by keeping my knees bent during the stand-on-one-foot test. I can balance forever on my left foot with my knees bent. Straight out, not so much.