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May. 21st, 2006 10:48 pmUgh, I had an awful day. To the fat fucking asshole who ordered himself two sandwiches, an order of wings, and a whole pizza, and his fat girlfriend who ate a whole sandwich and another order of wings, who then left me $50.79 to the fucking penny, I hope that a whole season of misfortunes intended for various of my friends should befall you instead. Fie upon both of thee, and karma will bite you, or there is no point to this life's existence.
In other news, this is fucking IT. My iMac refuses to turn its monitor on, though I have put it to sleep and woken it up six or seven times; and my laptop will not have the monitor on at anything over a 20 degree angle. I am typing this blind, as I cannot see the screen over the keyboard. I'm not kidding. Lack of typos must be a testament to my miraculous skill; typos aren't my fault.
Anyhow.
I am getting rid of both my useless fucking piece of shit computers, and getting a new MacBook. I cannot take this anmymore. I have lost too much productive time to fiddling and fussing with uncooperative computers. This laptop was a waste, and the iMac has lived its useful lifespan. I can't deal. Fuck it.
Er, anybody want two not-so-gently used older Macs?
If not, I'll set them on fire and videotape it. I am really god-damned irritated. Also, I gave a coworker my number because he wanted to call me about some issue, and he said he would call tonight, and so I am stuck sitting up until some sort of sociable hour, lest he call. It is barely eleven, but I am so, so very tired, and I just want to sleep, but no: he said he would call tonight, and I should be awake to answer whatever his damn question was.
Also it is damn cold in my house but I am not going to turn the heat back on. It is nearly June! This is ridiculous.
I would occupy myself by doing some of the cleaning I had planned for tomorrow, but my back and legs hurt too much for me to stand. I would occupy myself in doing some of the writing I had planned for tomorrow, but oh right, my computers both SUCK ASS.
*throws computers off roof*
*videotapes it*
*sells videos on internet*
*buys new computers*
It'd be nice.
In other news, this is fucking IT. My iMac refuses to turn its monitor on, though I have put it to sleep and woken it up six or seven times; and my laptop will not have the monitor on at anything over a 20 degree angle. I am typing this blind, as I cannot see the screen over the keyboard. I'm not kidding. Lack of typos must be a testament to my miraculous skill; typos aren't my fault.
Anyhow.
I am getting rid of both my useless fucking piece of shit computers, and getting a new MacBook. I cannot take this anmymore. I have lost too much productive time to fiddling and fussing with uncooperative computers. This laptop was a waste, and the iMac has lived its useful lifespan. I can't deal. Fuck it.
Er, anybody want two not-so-gently used older Macs?
If not, I'll set them on fire and videotape it. I am really god-damned irritated. Also, I gave a coworker my number because he wanted to call me about some issue, and he said he would call tonight, and so I am stuck sitting up until some sort of sociable hour, lest he call. It is barely eleven, but I am so, so very tired, and I just want to sleep, but no: he said he would call tonight, and I should be awake to answer whatever his damn question was.
Also it is damn cold in my house but I am not going to turn the heat back on. It is nearly June! This is ridiculous.
I would occupy myself by doing some of the cleaning I had planned for tomorrow, but my back and legs hurt too much for me to stand. I would occupy myself in doing some of the writing I had planned for tomorrow, but oh right, my computers both SUCK ASS.
*throws computers off roof*
*videotapes it*
*sells videos on internet*
*buys new computers*
It'd be nice.
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Date: 2006-05-22 03:01 am (UTC)Fuck the coworker and go to sleep.
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Date: 2006-05-22 03:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-22 03:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-22 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-22 06:47 pm (UTC)My heat isn't on either. This is because the furnace has died.