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dragonlady7It is such a nice day and I have just come out of the shower all shaved and moisturized, and I am fighting very, very hard against the urge to go and sunbathe topless in my yard.
I think it is noble of me to even combat this urge. I deserve a medal for not being out there right this moment, sunbathing my well-lotioned boobs.
New York State law, as per a relatively recent amendment, no longer prohibits women from exposing their breasts in public. And my back yard is hardly "public". But I don't want to deal with manslaughter charges when my neighbors have cardiac arrest.
I think it is noble of me to even combat this urge. I deserve a medal for not being out there right this moment, sunbathing my well-lotioned boobs.
New York State law, as per a relatively recent amendment, no longer prohibits women from exposing their breasts in public. And my back yard is hardly "public". But I don't want to deal with manslaughter charges when my neighbors have cardiac arrest.
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Date: 2006-05-08 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-08 07:00 pm (UTC)Mr. Bob, who is at least seventy-five, is currently watering his garden next door. I don't think I could do that to him. Poor man.
Although his insufferable wife would probably be more affected than him. He's pretty mild-mannered. Hmm....
I feel my soul growing blacker by the second.