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dragonlady7It is such a nice day and I have just come out of the shower all shaved and moisturized, and I am fighting very, very hard against the urge to go and sunbathe topless in my yard.
I think it is noble of me to even combat this urge. I deserve a medal for not being out there right this moment, sunbathing my well-lotioned boobs.
New York State law, as per a relatively recent amendment, no longer prohibits women from exposing their breasts in public. And my back yard is hardly "public". But I don't want to deal with manslaughter charges when my neighbors have cardiac arrest.
I think it is noble of me to even combat this urge. I deserve a medal for not being out there right this moment, sunbathing my well-lotioned boobs.
New York State law, as per a relatively recent amendment, no longer prohibits women from exposing their breasts in public. And my back yard is hardly "public". But I don't want to deal with manslaughter charges when my neighbors have cardiac arrest.
