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Just realised that I’ve never seen currency exchange as a plot point in a Witcher fic, despite the fact that the wiki leads me to believe that pre-Nilfgaard invasion there were a lot of different currencies. And multiple currencies would make a lot more sense for the historical period which inspires The Witcher’s world building than Geralt being paid in ‘gold’ as a sort of fantasy euro.
Possibilities:
Geralt absolutely refuses to exchange currencies because he gets stiffed by the special “Witcher exchange rate” every time, and then he realizes he can just get Jaskier to do it. New favorite activities: 1) watching the asshole coin exchange person squirm when Jaskier puts on his Entitled Nobility Face, or 2) watching Jaskier make Totally Good Friends with the prejudiced local exchange person and seeing their gobsmacked expression when Jaskier hands Geralt all of the money afterward.
Geralt has to spring Jaskier or Lambert from jail, but the jail is only accepting local bribes and all Geralt has is currency from the bordering nations. The place isn’t big enough to have a currency exchange, so Geralt has to be like, “Let me just…go get paid by a local real quick” and find a contract. Meanwhile, Jaskier or Lambert (possibly: Jaskier AND Lambert, which adds to the ticking clock factor) is semi-successfully inciting an uprising of the peasantry against the local government.
Jaskier gets mugged by some bandits and successfully stalls for time by comically producing more and more esoteric forms of currency, having collected tips and wages from all over the Continent. Geralt rescues him while he’s in the middle of explaining the exchange rates to the bandits, with the coins helpfully sorted into different-sized piles to serve as visual aids.
EXACTLY
This is EXACTLY the sort of shit I meant!
Wait I have to add, Vesemir always slips them some extra coins when they leave the keep in the spring but it’s currency that hasn’t been used for like 400 years.
Lambert thinks the old man is just a little out of it but Eskel knows.
Vesemir is fucking with them. He wants the coins OUT. (Your picture was not posted)