that's not how the internet works
Jan. 3rd, 2019 01:30 pmHere's a thing!
So we sell on Amazon, right?
TWICE this month we've had problems with customers not entering their addresses correctly, and then when the shipment goes missing or is returned to sender, their solution?
They EMAIL US with a DESCRIPTION of how to get to their house!!
Yes! Think that through for one second. They send an email, with their fingers, to the SELLER ON AMAZON, who is, might we mention, NOT the US Postal Service, right? I don't think there's any confusion there. I don't think you have to have any special insider knowledge to understand this. We're a seller, on a marketplace website, and I get that people get confused about how Amazon works, I'm not judging them for that at all, but--
They send US an email, DESCRIBING THEIR HOUSE. "It's just past the school!" "I typed A instead of 2, but it's the apartment building with a toystore on the first floor!" "The doorman's name is Armando!"
Like, how the fuck is that going to solve anything?? I'm not going to DRIVE TO ITALY and hand-deliver your missing package for you? I've just finished explaining to you that our involvement ends when the mail carrier picks up the package and that we have no control over what happens after that?
I'd let it go with just a single WTF if it were one person, but it's now TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE who seem to share this belief.
BUDDY, if your ADDRESS is NOT COMPREHENSIBLE TO THE POSTAL SERVICE then it doesn't matter if you DESCRIBE THE BUILDING to, wait for it, THE AMAZON SELLER. This is a fundamental disconnect and you're not solving anything!
This is also not industry-insider knowledge, I feel. I genuinely feel this. Correct me if I'm wrong.
(OK I keep building up "i have to make a Significant Post" on here and then by the time I get the post window open I forget what the Big Thing I was going to say was, so, I'm just going to post this like a Tumblr shitpost and not worry so much.)
So we sell on Amazon, right?
TWICE this month we've had problems with customers not entering their addresses correctly, and then when the shipment goes missing or is returned to sender, their solution?
They EMAIL US with a DESCRIPTION of how to get to their house!!
Yes! Think that through for one second. They send an email, with their fingers, to the SELLER ON AMAZON, who is, might we mention, NOT the US Postal Service, right? I don't think there's any confusion there. I don't think you have to have any special insider knowledge to understand this. We're a seller, on a marketplace website, and I get that people get confused about how Amazon works, I'm not judging them for that at all, but--
They send US an email, DESCRIBING THEIR HOUSE. "It's just past the school!" "I typed A instead of 2, but it's the apartment building with a toystore on the first floor!" "The doorman's name is Armando!"
Like, how the fuck is that going to solve anything?? I'm not going to DRIVE TO ITALY and hand-deliver your missing package for you? I've just finished explaining to you that our involvement ends when the mail carrier picks up the package and that we have no control over what happens after that?
I'd let it go with just a single WTF if it were one person, but it's now TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE who seem to share this belief.
BUDDY, if your ADDRESS is NOT COMPREHENSIBLE TO THE POSTAL SERVICE then it doesn't matter if you DESCRIBE THE BUILDING to, wait for it, THE AMAZON SELLER. This is a fundamental disconnect and you're not solving anything!
This is also not industry-insider knowledge, I feel. I genuinely feel this. Correct me if I'm wrong.
(OK I keep building up "i have to make a Significant Post" on here and then by the time I get the post window open I forget what the Big Thing I was going to say was, so, I'm just going to post this like a Tumblr shitpost and not worry so much.)