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iamoutofideas:
mrchristmass1:
official-venom-snake:
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet “splat” noise*
“There!”
звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
this post has destroyed the peace of my household because i couldn’t stop shriek-laughing as i read it and now my dude is in the kitchen occasionally making slide whistle noises to which i respond with the “splortch” noise and he says, perkily, “there!”
we are not ok
iamoutofideas:
mrchristmass1:
official-venom-snake:
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet “splat” noise*
“There!”
звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
this post has destroyed the peace of my household because i couldn’t stop shriek-laughing as i read it and now my dude is in the kitchen occasionally making slide whistle noises to which i respond with the “splortch” noise and he says, perkily, “there!”
we are not ok
