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aimmyarrowshigh:

between being a writer and doing a lot of crafts, my google searches are… the worst

it’s like, a lot about “radium decay rate 3mg + calcium absorption patterns” and “mucus membrane osmosis?” and then like, “where to buy a hacksaw” and “1gal pure acetone amazon”

but then also like, “how draw circle” because circles are the WORST of the worst

LOL ME TOO OMG

Throw in “been to a bunch of family holiday shindigs with weird conversations and the first to break and pull out the Knowledge Box to look something up instead of endless speculative circular conversations” and my recent searches panel across all devices is 

fucking bonkers

here’s a brief list, including some of the search results I still have open in tabs: 

braided plarn rug

fireproof blanket

burned house horizon

liquid glycerin amazon

boxy zipper pouch tutorial

compass rose machine embroidery

asian elephant vocalizations

carbon monoxide detector

how do racing pigeons navigate

how to build a firewood shed

how to operate a chainsaw

sesame street martians radio 

Ravelry Yip Yips pattern

I’m almost disappointed by how coherent that turned out to be. But that doesn’t include the most indicative thing, that is the number one thing I Google:

where is my phone

because I put it down somewhere and i need my computer to make it ring for me
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