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we’re playing It’s Not That Bad at work
Dec. 4th, 2015 06:24 pmvia http://ift.tt/1RtIGPe:
we’re playing It’s Not That Bad at work now. I said, mournfully, free of context, to the guy at the desk next to mine, that I was a hack and terrible at everything.
He said, well, look at it this way, you’re white in America, and I said you know, that’s a good one. We then went down the list of our blessings, both being white Americans.
no polio
prob won’t die of consumption
near-unlimited access to clean water
likely to die in gun violence but prob. will be a white dude
highly unlikely to die from bombs from the sky
no mrsa oh wait no you had mrsa didn’t you
fuck you bill yes i had mrsa and i’m allergic to the antibiotics that do kill it so if it starts eating me again i’m hosed
yeah ok sorry about that, that wasn’t a good consolation
no now i’m all sad again
we’re playing It’s Not That Bad at work now. I said, mournfully, free of context, to the guy at the desk next to mine, that I was a hack and terrible at everything.
He said, well, look at it this way, you’re white in America, and I said you know, that’s a good one. We then went down the list of our blessings, both being white Americans.
no polio
prob won’t die of consumption
near-unlimited access to clean water
likely to die in gun violence but prob. will be a white dude
highly unlikely to die from bombs from the sky
no mrsa oh wait no you had mrsa didn’t you
fuck you bill yes i had mrsa and i’m allergic to the antibiotics that do kill it so if it starts eating me again i’m hosed
yeah ok sorry about that, that wasn’t a good consolation
no now i’m all sad again
