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anais-ninja-bitch:

in my notifications again

cargopantsman:

Jaskier: this man is angry that I have fucked his lady…

Jaskier: I shall fuck him as well to balance the books.

anais-ninja-bitch:

jaskier: i fucked my way into this mess, and i’ll fuck my way out of it.

yennefer: what?

geralt: no, he’s done it before.

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Jaskier paused to drink from the bottle. He should stop; he was on the verge of belligerence with an all-powerful mage standing in his bedroom with her arms crossed. 

But he’d done stupider things, and hadn’t died yet and when his time came he could only die once, so. Melitele knew, he’d irritated this particular mage often enough that when she finally snapped and killed him he’d richly deserve it, so why stop now?

The next-next bit of Ancient Sea is going well but I’m going to have a Little Fishie update up later this morning instead, featuring a great deal of expanded Feral Disaster Brat Jaskier content (plus a vampire hunt plus the eyeshine scene) once I’ve finished hunting down and killing all the extra spaces around the italics. Yes, yes, I know, there are scripts for that, but how else am I going to last-minute figure out what the themes of the piece are?