dragonlady7

TAPPING? You POLITICIANS! Don't you realize that the END of the
``Wash Cycle'' is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
...
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

Maybe this is related to your plans?

Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make
my satellite dish PAYMENTS!

Perhaps your life could have caused this.

Okay.. I'm going home to write the ``I HATE RUBIK's CUBE
HANDBOOK FOR DEAD CAT LOVERS''..

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!

You mentioned that smell would like to have this wet?

Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?

Does it bother you that was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade?

Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?

Tell me something about your family.

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Just the fact that you can have Eliza the Psychotherapist Chatterbot have an automated conversation session with the emulated Zippy the Pinhead totally RULES. I don't EVER have to compose a livejournal entry myself AGAIN!

Yow! Are we interactive yet?

.. over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting..

Possibly you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a psychiatrist.

.. I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
of a KOSHER DELI --

Are you afraid of that?

CHUBBY CHECKER owns my BUILDING!

Earlier you said you would like to have this wet?

If I pull this SWITCH I'll be RITA HAYWORTH!! Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!

Maybe this could be the reason for your sex life?

I'm wet! I'm wild!

Why do you say you are wild?

MY income is ALL disposable!

You mentioned that collapsing would like to have this rayon?

They collapsed.... like nuns in the street...
they had no teen appeal!

Perhaps hangups you have could be the reason for this.

Youth of today! Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental attitudes!

What makes you believe that?

I'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN SONTAG!!

When did you first desire to dispute?

Did you GAIN WEIGHT in th' past 5 MINUTES or am I just DREAMING of two
BROCCOLI FLORETS lying in an empty GAS TANK?

Are you sure that smell would like to have this wet?

Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed
with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!!... Oh BOY!! I'm
about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG
soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!! .. Let's see..
Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, BABY LAMBS
fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!!
For DESSERT, I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS
on a stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!!

Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade?

Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!

How do you reconcile some problems at home?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Do you really think...penguins are floating by?

My ELBOW is a remote FRENCH OUTPOST!!

You mentioned that is it that when I die me cannot take my home
entertainment center with me?

I'll take ROAST BEEF if you're out of LAMB!!

Possibly this is caused by your plans?

I HAVE to buy a new ``DODGE MISER'' and two dozen JORDACHE
JEANS because my viewscreen is ``USER-FRIENDLY''!!

When did you first know that your viewscreen is user friendly''?

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

I don't understand.

If this is the DATING GAME I want to know your FAVORITE PLANET! Do I
get th' MICROWAVE MOPED?

What makes you think you would like to have this wet?

As a FAD follower, my BEVERAGE choices are rich and fulfilling!

Maybe your life are caused by this.

I'm EXCITED!! I want a FLANK STEAK WEEK-END!! I think I'm JULIA
CHILD!!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you
think you are julia child?

I'm changing the CHANNEL.. But all I get is commercials
for ``RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS''!

Is the fact that all you get is commercials for ronco miracle bamboo
steamers'' the real reason?

I think I'll do BOTH if I can get RESIDUALS!!

Earlier you said collapsing would like to have this rayon?

Intra-mural sports results are filtering through th' plumbing...

Tell me more about sports.

I call it a "SARDINE ON WHEAT"!

....
TAILFINS!! ...click...

Perhaps you could continue.

I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN.. To me, it's ENJOYABLE..
I'm WARM.. I'm VIBRATORY..

Is it because of problems at school that you say you are vibratory?

Hello. Just walk along and try NOT to think about your
INTESTINES being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!

Why do you say collapsing would like to have this rayon?

Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE
with your BOOTH!

Does the fact that do I know what it means to be truly one with my
booth explain anything else?

YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

CALIFORNIA is where people from IOWA or NEW YORK go to subscribe to
CABLE TELEVISION!!

Possibly this is related to your sex life?

.. my NOSE is NUMB!