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[dragonlady7]

so we're glad for darius, who just won the Erie Open fencing competition, injured, without retreating at all.
chaos boid (11:15:23 PM): jedi mind trick. "this isn't the flick you're looking for."

Anyhow, Dave and I just watched novocaine, a Steve Martin film about a dentist, which we had mistakenly assumed was a dark comedy. Well... good movie, but it wasn't a comedy. Oh well. An entertaining evening.

We spent the day grocery shopping. No, I'm not kidding. It was fun. We went to International Foodmart, and bought ourselves odd, odd things. We spent like over a hundred dollars and mostly just got weird, weird, wacky things. Like a sponge cake with coconut-cream filling... that was yam-flavored, and purple. ("Ube flavor")...

H'm. Zobar is re-enacting the time when he, Darius, Whipple, and Corey, lurking outside a B.B. King concert, started an a cappella techno group. (warning: below it just degenerates into weirdness. Yay!)
Corey (11:24:32 PM): we are...we are the lords of aggravation...the lords of aggravation
Corey (11:24:39 PM): ...from another planet
zobar (11:30:21 PM): IN ACCORDANCE WITH PROPHESY
Corey (11:30:26 PM): jow jow jow jow
zobar (11:30:36 PM): oouence oouence oouence oouence
Corey (11:30:52 PM): AND MY UNCLE HAD THAT CANCER
zobar (11:30:54 PM): dook dook dook (dook dook dook)
Corey (11:31:06 PM): I FOUND OUT FROM THE LADY THAT LIVED DOWNSTAIRS FROM HIM
zobar (11:31:13 PM): BUT IT WAS THE GOOD KIND OF CANCER HE GOT FROM HIS LANDLADY
Corey (11:31:22 PM): that's what it was...
Corey (11:31:32 PM): IN ACCORDANCE WITH PROPHESY
zobar (11:31:35 PM): 'HAPPY' KIND' I BELIEVE
me (11:31:57 PM): WHERE THE HELL AM I?
zobar (11:32:12 PM): THA DOXXX PLATINUM FAN CLUB SECTOR B
me (11:32:14 PM): MOMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zobar (11:33:00 PM): i am like doc platinum's number one fan omg have you heard 'mmllyms?'
Corey Pietrzak (11:33:03 PM): When they really be about that much of that
Corey (11:33:21 PM): Dude, I've got boots of at least 2 shows...
Corey (11:33:23 PM): Top that
pinginqu (11:33:32 PM): MOMMYYYY!!!!
zobar (11:33:50 PM): omg my friend brianna sent me sean's email address hes so dreeeamy (-: (-: (-:
Corey (11:33:55 PM): Hell, I friggin' wrote the music to Bingo Girl, but will those bitches admit it? NOPE
zobar (11:34:29 PM): oh do not even go there chris wrote the song even though the liner notes say words and music by doc platinum
Corey (11:34:57 PM): chris is the best in the band
zobar (11:34:58 PM): and they posted my fanfic on todphp!!!
Corey (11:35:16 PM): don't forget he wrote "so i punched him in the genitals"
zobar (11:35:19 PM): = coco the electronic monkey wizard
me (11:35:30 PM): OMG really?
Corey (11:35:52 PM): a/s/l?
zobar (11:35:58 PM): OMG!! IGGY I LOVE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE SEAN!!!! SMOOCHIES!!!
Corey (11:36:06 PM): 18/f/fl/pics
zobar (11:36:12 PM): 15/f/jersey city, nj
me (11:36:16 PM): i've read all the fanfiction and I think Coco the Electronic Monkey Wizard is SO DREAMY!
zobar (11:36:23 PM): ****-:
me (11:36:47 PM): uh... 42/m/albany

Astonishingly enough (wow), speaking of a cappella techno... we were a while ago anyhow... Strong Bad has discovered all of the same cliches about techno. And you can download his version.

God. Must get back to my Doc Platinum Fan Club Chatroom. (Corey and Zobar were in a band in high school called Doc Platinum. It was really, really special.)
There's more, and it's even funnier, but I'm just too busy participating to share it here.
That and probably nobody else would think it's as funny as I do.