dragonlady7

pxngxnqx (11:54:35 AM): dude, the police conference or whatever should totally NOT get their Alabamian telemarketers wasted before they get them on the phone soliciting donations.
chxxs bxxd (11:54:50 AM): but that's so much less fun!
pxngxnqx (11:56:22 AM): "HEELLLLO, MISS KELLY."
"um, hello. who is this?"
"HI, AH'm WITH THE POLICE CONFERENCE OF NEW YORK."
"what?"
"ARE YOU STILL LIVIN' OUT IN RAH-CHESTER?"
"um, actually I'm moving this week."
"AW THAT'S TOO BAD. WE WERE WONDERIN' IF WE COULD SEND YOU OUT THIS DECAL TO SHOW YER SUPPORT."
"what?"
pxngxnqx (11:56:43 AM): "WOULDJA LIKE TO HELP US OUT REAL QUICK BEFORE YOU GO?"
"Um, no."
pxngxnqx (11:57:04 AM): he was the loudest, drunkest southerner i've had shout into my ear in quite a while.
chxxs bxxd (11:57:39 AM): wow