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god damn it
i got a ham from one of my sister’s pigs, paid for it and everything, and said when will we eat this, i know, Christmas! and have had it sitting in the freezer ever since, and I said, Dude, tell your mother we have a ham for Christmas, and he said ok, and we discussed it at length, and I was like, phew, good, we’ll otherwise never cook this damn ham, and he said something about Christmas dinner and I was like she knows we have that ham right and he was like yeah, yeah, and
just now he’s like “i forgot to tell mom about the ham so she just went out and bought one”
ARGGGHHHHHHHHH

god damn it
i got a ham from one of my sister’s pigs, paid for it and everything, and said when will we eat this, i know, Christmas! and have had it sitting in the freezer ever since, and I said, Dude, tell your mother we have a ham for Christmas, and he said ok, and we discussed it at length, and I was like, phew, good, we’ll otherwise never cook this damn ham, and he said something about Christmas dinner and I was like she knows we have that ham right and he was like yeah, yeah, and
just now he’s like “i forgot to tell mom about the ham so she just went out and bought one”
ARGGGHHHHHHHHH
