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listen anhedonia sucks but here’s a keen little depression life hack, if you’re in an anhedonic state then it doesn’t matter what anything tastes like since you’re not gonna enjoy it so now’s the time for doing stupid shit like when your dude steals almost all of the rest of the coffee you made extra of to take to work in your travel mug you can just top that fucker off with the weird herbal tea you brewed with immune boosters and depression busters and all kinds of weird herbology bullshit, it doesn’t matter if you combine that with coffee and it tastes fuckin’ bizarre because you wouldn’t have enjoyed it if it tasted good anyway. It’s hot and it’s sweetened, so suck that shit down and don’t worry about it. Your barely functional brain can’t tell the difference and the confusion’s probably the only real emotion you’re gonna get today, so just tell yourself this is what enjoying something feels like, you don’t know any better anyway.
Seriously this might be a taste sensation. It kind of tastes like ass, but like. uh. herbal ass. who fucking knows, it’s great.

listen anhedonia sucks but here’s a keen little depression life hack, if you’re in an anhedonic state then it doesn’t matter what anything tastes like since you’re not gonna enjoy it so now’s the time for doing stupid shit like when your dude steals almost all of the rest of the coffee you made extra of to take to work in your travel mug you can just top that fucker off with the weird herbal tea you brewed with immune boosters and depression busters and all kinds of weird herbology bullshit, it doesn’t matter if you combine that with coffee and it tastes fuckin’ bizarre because you wouldn’t have enjoyed it if it tasted good anyway. It’s hot and it’s sweetened, so suck that shit down and don’t worry about it. Your barely functional brain can’t tell the difference and the confusion’s probably the only real emotion you’re gonna get today, so just tell yourself this is what enjoying something feels like, you don’t know any better anyway.
Seriously this might be a taste sensation. It kind of tastes like ass, but like. uh. herbal ass. who fucking knows, it’s great.
