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See, and these guys are not. I’m used to where I am, where I only have a couple of coworkers with whom I’m pretty close, and the one thinks it’s hilarious that I’m far far filthier than he could ever be, so I basically spend my entire day muttering absolutely horrifying things sotto voce.
And then it’s like, on this farm crew I’m surrounded by really earnest innocents. Who are all, exactly, a Bunch of Straights. I’m like, Rush, where my lesbian farmers at?? All I’m asking for is someone who will get my– Christ, I semi-accidentally made a fisting joke and no one got it, clearly none of them had ever thought of that let alone done it or written fic about it.
meanderings0ul replied to your post “This one coming up on Tuesday is the last chicken processing day of…”
Damn I’ve always kept my nails short simply for working outside with my hands reasons, long before I figured out the whole gay thing, but that story’s just wild from start to finish lol.
Well, and like, that’s the thing, they’re all like “oh I keep my nails short anyway, I mostly don’t have to worry,” and I’m dying to be like when i was your age i kept my nails short too or something and just.
They’re a Bunch of Straights. We even have a possible Trump supporter out on the kill line. We don’t let him say it though.
Awww if I’m trying to still be good I can’t make a grab ‘em by the pussy joke at the Trump guy.
What is our nation, even, that that’s the current meme. Grab ‘em by the pussy. Well, shit.
(This morning’s early rising shows me that my nails are just as ridiculous as I thought yesterday.)
See, and these guys are not. I’m used to where I am, where I only have a couple of coworkers with whom I’m pretty close, and the one thinks it’s hilarious that I’m far far filthier than he could ever be, so I basically spend my entire day muttering absolutely horrifying things sotto voce.
And then it’s like, on this farm crew I’m surrounded by really earnest innocents. Who are all, exactly, a Bunch of Straights. I’m like, Rush, where my lesbian farmers at?? All I’m asking for is someone who will get my– Christ, I semi-accidentally made a fisting joke and no one got it, clearly none of them had ever thought of that let alone done it or written fic about it.
meanderings0ul replied to your post “This one coming up on Tuesday is the last chicken processing day of…”
Damn I’ve always kept my nails short simply for working outside with my hands reasons, long before I figured out the whole gay thing, but that story’s just wild from start to finish lol.
Well, and like, that’s the thing, they’re all like “oh I keep my nails short anyway, I mostly don’t have to worry,” and I’m dying to be like when i was your age i kept my nails short too or something and just.
They’re a Bunch of Straights. We even have a possible Trump supporter out on the kill line. We don’t let him say it though.
Awww if I’m trying to still be good I can’t make a grab ‘em by the pussy joke at the Trump guy.
What is our nation, even, that that’s the current meme. Grab ‘em by the pussy. Well, shit.
(This morning’s early rising shows me that my nails are just as ridiculous as I thought yesterday.)
