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i sort of feel like chapter six is one of those impossible conundrums where you can only run half the remaining distance
and also like there’s a wicked tone shift halfway through that i just can’t fix
and like
maybe i crawled up my own ass and died and this is all a hallucination
I consoled myself for life being hard by going and spending an inordinate amount of money on Torrid’s bralettes, brace yourselves, when those puppies arrive I’m totally going to post at least one inappropriately risqué photo of my hoots, because I’m too excited about the existence of such things in my size.
i also had the kind of working day where you begin to wonder if the concept of language isn’t just some sort of delusion because nobody else seems to think words mean things the way i do
I should just rewrite all of chapter 6 to be bleak farcical humor, because it would probably just work better that way.
Especially since it took everything I had not to just open it up with the Monty Python thing from Holy Grail where they’re like, “He says he’s already got one!”
“He’s already got a Grail? … Can we see it?”
“No! Now go away!”

i sort of feel like chapter six is one of those impossible conundrums where you can only run half the remaining distance
and also like there’s a wicked tone shift halfway through that i just can’t fix
and like
maybe i crawled up my own ass and died and this is all a hallucination
I consoled myself for life being hard by going and spending an inordinate amount of money on Torrid’s bralettes, brace yourselves, when those puppies arrive I’m totally going to post at least one inappropriately risqué photo of my hoots, because I’m too excited about the existence of such things in my size.
i also had the kind of working day where you begin to wonder if the concept of language isn’t just some sort of delusion because nobody else seems to think words mean things the way i do
I should just rewrite all of chapter 6 to be bleak farcical humor, because it would probably just work better that way.
Especially since it took everything I had not to just open it up with the Monty Python thing from Holy Grail where they’re like, “He says he’s already got one!”
“He’s already got a Grail? … Can we see it?”
“No! Now go away!”
