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maybe my favorite thing about how intrusive my google maps thing is on my phone is how it always pops up to ask if i want to upload photos i take at restaurants and things. which, like, sure, except when I’m at work, and I just took a picture of my cute underpants in the bathroom to sext them to my dude.
i mean. it actually turned out kind of a cool picture (it’s not really my butt, it’s the decorative detailing of the underpants overlaid with the patterned fishnets I’m wearing, and it wasn’t really for sexting, he’s just the only person I could think of who’d appreciate the photo), but I don’t think my place of work, a retail establishment, really wants that as part of their google profile?
maybe I’m wrong though, who knows! one of these days I’ll accidentally click yes, and that will be the mortifying kind of hilarious, for sure.
bonus material: Photoshop filters. (That is my lower back, if you’re really curious. Hard to get a sense of scale. I promise it’s not really my ass. Still doesn’t need to go up on the work Google page, thanks.)

maybe my favorite thing about how intrusive my google maps thing is on my phone is how it always pops up to ask if i want to upload photos i take at restaurants and things. which, like, sure, except when I’m at work, and I just took a picture of my cute underpants in the bathroom to sext them to my dude.
i mean. it actually turned out kind of a cool picture (it’s not really my butt, it’s the decorative detailing of the underpants overlaid with the patterned fishnets I’m wearing, and it wasn’t really for sexting, he’s just the only person I could think of who’d appreciate the photo), but I don’t think my place of work, a retail establishment, really wants that as part of their google profile?
maybe I’m wrong though, who knows! one of these days I’ll accidentally click yes, and that will be the mortifying kind of hilarious, for sure.
bonus material: Photoshop filters. (That is my lower back, if you’re really curious. Hard to get a sense of scale. I promise it’s not really my ass. Still doesn’t need to go up on the work Google page, thanks.)
