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bomberqueen17:
Cousin Arthur (Dad’s cousin) was showing us his St. Francis of Assisi medallion. He is a true friend to animals. He has, I have just discovered, a tame Canada goose named Freedom who sits in his lap as he drives his car, and grooms his beard. I am in awe.
I feel, as the night goes on and I have more wine, that no one is appreciating the crowning amazement of this factoid: Art has a pet Canada goose named FREEDOM. !!!!

bomberqueen17:
Cousin Arthur (Dad’s cousin) was showing us his St. Francis of Assisi medallion. He is a true friend to animals. He has, I have just discovered, a tame Canada goose named Freedom who sits in his lap as he drives his car, and grooms his beard. I am in awe.
I feel, as the night goes on and I have more wine, that no one is appreciating the crowning amazement of this factoid: Art has a pet Canada goose named FREEDOM. !!!!
