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sashayed:
look. all I want is a flattering, good-quality, office- or date-appropriate dress with a boatneck and sleeves, and i want it to be a precisely correct shade of cool forest green, and i want it to cost <$20. i don’t understand why that’s so hard. i mean the skirt could be a-line, could be pencil, could be knife-pleated, i’m super flexible

sashayed:
look. all I want is a flattering, good-quality, office- or date-appropriate dress with a boatneck and sleeves, and i want it to be a precisely correct shade of cool forest green, and i want it to cost <$20. i don’t understand why that’s so hard. i mean the skirt could be a-line, could be pencil, could be knife-pleated, i’m super flexible
