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No setup

No context

Just punchline

GO!

A man who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog

“Why are you wearing a hat at home?!”

There is no punchline

there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

two different ones:

“They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.”

and

“Pig like that you don’t eat all at once!”

“I’m back for a brass Republican.”

Dishes a bad joke.

uraqt

theres plenty of FROyo for the both of us.

A HONEYCOMB

both scientists get water because the bartender is smart enough not to give the second scientist a glass of hydrogen peroxide

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Denim denim denim

“I’ve always wanted to know what it’d be like to have an orange for a head.”

“Look at that S car go!”

we have 14 cats

don’t worry, he’s used to hard ships.

Me find tracks, me follow tracks, me get hit by train.

“who’s got the butter!?”

Always look both ways before crossing the street

OMG A TALKING SAUSAGE.

“Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!”

“Pie are ROUND, cornbread are square!”

because she doesn’t have arms

I would rather light a stick, and have my roommates wake up with false hopes.

“your cumrade”

Dung!

What would a circus want with a plasterer?!

nice tits; where do you want the blinds

I don’t know his name but his face rings a bell.

K

Dr. Dre.

“Put it on my bill.”

In that case, do you have any grapes?

Chicken soup and a Popsicle

‘…and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.’

“One black coffee.”

“No, you’re gonna get down and eat me like the story says.”