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Farm Baby picks up a baseball bat.
Me: I think that should not come into the house.
Farm Baby: I think this is an inside toy!
Me: I think it isn’t!
I get distracted and begin a conversation with another adult.
Farm Baby: *whales me in the thigh with baseball bat, with all her tiny might*
Me: I don’t know why I didn’t expect that.

Farm Baby picks up a baseball bat.
Me: I think that should not come into the house.
Farm Baby: I think this is an inside toy!
Me: I think it isn’t!
I get distracted and begin a conversation with another adult.
Farm Baby: *whales me in the thigh with baseball bat, with all her tiny might*
Me: I don’t know why I didn’t expect that.
