zaritarazi:every year i’m like i’m not going to

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zaritarazi https://zaritarazi.tumblr.com/post/700105138485985280/every-year-im-like-im-not-going-to-be-a-bitch :

every year i’m like i’m not going to be a bitch about this and i’m NOT going to steal christmas. i’m going to be completely normal. i’m going to be joyful, even. and then it’s 12:00 AM november 1st and the deluge of people who willfully forget that christmas is not, in fact, a secular holiday, just fucking floods the internet and i’m putting on my fucking santa suit and tying a single reindeer horn onto the fucking dog (Your picture was not posted)