i swear i am not making this up

[dragonlady7]

will know why, though surely i will forget that i wrote this

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truly genuinely honestly at this exact moment, my brother-in-law and the farm’s livestock manager are crammed into the tiny office in front of the farm computer, shopping online for boar semen.

shopping online for boar semen

this is a real thing that farmers do! this is real! i am so blessed to be in the adjacent room overhearing this, i also get a gold star for not laughing out loud

they also have had to buy the implement one uses to do the uh. the deed. (Your picture was not posted)