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bomberqueen17:
Poe had a really interesting junior year. Learned a lot about himself, learned a lot about other species. Got some stitches. (continuing from this)
Inter-Species Studies Logbook, x/d/xxxx
Ewok
Pros: friendly, good conversation, nice soft fur
Neutrals: not really all that compatible in body size, not really… sexually attractive; though I understand this is an ingrained bias on my part and I need to work on open-mindedness, I still do need to take my own sexual inclinations into account when pursuing these things; was unable to determine gender of subject and subject seemed not to really understand the question, so discontinued investigation along that axis as not relevant
Cons: they will bite the shit out of you with no warning
Notes: I did nothing without prior consent, and did nothing subject did not enjoy. Apparently the biting thing is a sign of excitement/interest. Unfortunately it was a pretty serious bite and I determined that this was not a compatible expression of sexual arousal, and so I discontinued the encounter on as friendly a note as I could manage, and sought medical attention.
I don’t think it was apparent that I was way more into petting the fur for textural enjoyment than sexual, but note for future encounters: I seem to have difficulty finding really cute furry animals sexually interesting, particularly when they’re half my size, so I may have to leave that category for some other intrepid explorer. Clearly, from people’s reactions to my explanation of my bandage, there are humans who would be really into it, so I’ll leave it to them.
#the poe dameron special studies course in inter-species sexual relationships#i have to stop this and yet i can’t#ok what’s really funny to me is that he never actually has sex with any of these#the challenge is to write one where he does i think#because he’s trying very hard to be open-minded but at that age he’s still kind of a prude#he’s like 20 and common wisdom holds that 20 yo human males are down for anything#and he is learning that he is not exactly down for literally anything#and actually is maybe picky!#don’t worry though he remembers that changing your mind is an okay thing to do#and the people he is experimenting with are also aware of this#he’s not being creepy#he’s just being really adorable

bomberqueen17:
Poe had a really interesting junior year. Learned a lot about himself, learned a lot about other species. Got some stitches. (continuing from this)
Inter-Species Studies Logbook, x/d/xxxx
Ewok
Pros: friendly, good conversation, nice soft fur
Neutrals: not really all that compatible in body size, not really… sexually attractive; though I understand this is an ingrained bias on my part and I need to work on open-mindedness, I still do need to take my own sexual inclinations into account when pursuing these things; was unable to determine gender of subject and subject seemed not to really understand the question, so discontinued investigation along that axis as not relevant
Cons: they will bite the shit out of you with no warning
Notes: I did nothing without prior consent, and did nothing subject did not enjoy. Apparently the biting thing is a sign of excitement/interest. Unfortunately it was a pretty serious bite and I determined that this was not a compatible expression of sexual arousal, and so I discontinued the encounter on as friendly a note as I could manage, and sought medical attention.
I don’t think it was apparent that I was way more into petting the fur for textural enjoyment than sexual, but note for future encounters: I seem to have difficulty finding really cute furry animals sexually interesting, particularly when they’re half my size, so I may have to leave that category for some other intrepid explorer. Clearly, from people’s reactions to my explanation of my bandage, there are humans who would be really into it, so I’ll leave it to them.
#the poe dameron special studies course in inter-species sexual relationships#i have to stop this and yet i can’t#ok what’s really funny to me is that he never actually has sex with any of these#the challenge is to write one where he does i think#because he’s trying very hard to be open-minded but at that age he’s still kind of a prude#he’s like 20 and common wisdom holds that 20 yo human males are down for anything#and he is learning that he is not exactly down for literally anything#and actually is maybe picky!#don’t worry though he remembers that changing your mind is an okay thing to do#and the people he is experimenting with are also aware of this#he’s not being creepy#he’s just being really adorable
