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animalasaysrauer:
beautifullights1:
cicaklah:
deputychairman:
keenonstormpilot:
writingwhilehuman:
keenonstormpilot:
I may or may not have just spent 45 minutes looking up the weirdest dildos imaginable because of the “Hux being really into alien dick” headcanon going around …. I’ll probably end up writing something for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There ARE some bizarre ones …
http://ift.tt/1WIn4CL
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking about!!
Even I’m not foolish enough to click that link on my work computer, but I’m reblogging for the greater good so that others may go where I dare not
If you could all see my face as I look at that egg laying dildo (it is not a good face)
Oh hey @animalasaysrauer…
Yeah, @cicaklah, @deputychairman, ovipositor dildo was suggested for my 40 dildos universe but I really have no idea how to write it.
It is driving me crazy that I know for a fact I wrote a series of little ficlets and put them up on Tumblr where in the Academy, Poe had a little project where he slept with various xenos and then wrote up little reports on it. and I can’t find them! I don’t know when I posted them and I can’t figure out how to look through my tags and I don’t know what I tagged them with anyway. So that’s frustrating. Because it’s super relevant to this and then it ties in great with the Poe/Hux As Young Lieutenants Having Hatesex On Some Godforsaken Planet because can you IMAGINE if Hux finds those school papers Poe wrote and is like WAIT I SLEPT WITH THAT DUDE AND HE NEVER MENTIONED THE ALIEN COCK AGHH WHY DIDN’T I ASK
but at this point i am so annoyed at myself because I can’t keep track of my own shit that I give up. But there you have it.
I never had Poe interface with any ovipositors. I see this was an oversight.
“Inter-Species Studies Logbook, day/month/year
Species: I could not pronounce the name. Green skin, had complex jaws, several eyes, spoke reasonable Basic, bought me drinks (I declined more than two; subject was graceful about being declined)
Situational observation/context: met at bar while on school break
Pros: very enthusiastic, interested in my experience, appreciative of my various assets, took correction gracefully
Neutrals: clearly unfamiliar with human anatomy, spent a lot of time caressing non-erogenous zones
Cons: ovipositor was not prenegotiated, encounter ended very abruptly
Notes: #1 don’t let Karé give you sex-related dares, #2 make sure when consenting to sexual contact with unknown species that you have perfect clarity about boundaries especially concerning possible reproduction”
Hux reads this and possibly dies. “Why didn’t you, uh. You weren’t game for the ovipositor?”
“Not without knowing whether the eggs being implanted were parasitic,” the slightly bemused Resistance prisoner answered. “You gotta research shit like that before you let your dick do the thinking.”
“Oh, naturally,” Hux said, looking as unconcerned as he could manage.
“Besides which, I mean, motherhood has never been a particular interest of mine,” the prisoner went on. “I’m not judging you, I like some weird shit, but I don’t– exactly get the attraction.”
Hux knew his face was bright red. “It’s, never mind.”
“I figure, where they deposit the eggs is kind of crucial,” the prisoner said. “Since I don’t have a womb, all my orifices lead to things I’m using for other stuff? So like, I don’t have time to brood a clutch, like, in my digestive tract, I’m busy using it for other things.”
“That’s not the point,” Hux said.
“Well,” the prisoner said, unruffled. “I can get how as a sensation thing it might be cool, but I was definitely not down with a for-real unplanned impregnation, okay?”
animalasaysrauer:
beautifullights1:
cicaklah:
deputychairman:
keenonstormpilot:
writingwhilehuman:
keenonstormpilot:
I may or may not have just spent 45 minutes looking up the weirdest dildos imaginable because of the “Hux being really into alien dick” headcanon going around …. I’ll probably end up writing something for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There ARE some bizarre ones …
http://ift.tt/1WIn4CL
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking about!!
Even I’m not foolish enough to click that link on my work computer, but I’m reblogging for the greater good so that others may go where I dare not
If you could all see my face as I look at that egg laying dildo (it is not a good face)
Oh hey @animalasaysrauer…
Yeah, @cicaklah, @deputychairman, ovipositor dildo was suggested for my 40 dildos universe but I really have no idea how to write it.
It is driving me crazy that I know for a fact I wrote a series of little ficlets and put them up on Tumblr where in the Academy, Poe had a little project where he slept with various xenos and then wrote up little reports on it. and I can’t find them! I don’t know when I posted them and I can’t figure out how to look through my tags and I don’t know what I tagged them with anyway. So that’s frustrating. Because it’s super relevant to this and then it ties in great with the Poe/Hux As Young Lieutenants Having Hatesex On Some Godforsaken Planet because can you IMAGINE if Hux finds those school papers Poe wrote and is like WAIT I SLEPT WITH THAT DUDE AND HE NEVER MENTIONED THE ALIEN COCK AGHH WHY DIDN’T I ASK
but at this point i am so annoyed at myself because I can’t keep track of my own shit that I give up. But there you have it.
I never had Poe interface with any ovipositors. I see this was an oversight.
“Inter-Species Studies Logbook, day/month/year
Species: I could not pronounce the name. Green skin, had complex jaws, several eyes, spoke reasonable Basic, bought me drinks (I declined more than two; subject was graceful about being declined)
Situational observation/context: met at bar while on school break
Pros: very enthusiastic, interested in my experience, appreciative of my various assets, took correction gracefully
Neutrals: clearly unfamiliar with human anatomy, spent a lot of time caressing non-erogenous zones
Cons: ovipositor was not prenegotiated, encounter ended very abruptly
Notes: #1 don’t let Karé give you sex-related dares, #2 make sure when consenting to sexual contact with unknown species that you have perfect clarity about boundaries especially concerning possible reproduction”
Hux reads this and possibly dies. “Why didn’t you, uh. You weren’t game for the ovipositor?”
“Not without knowing whether the eggs being implanted were parasitic,” the slightly bemused Resistance prisoner answered. “You gotta research shit like that before you let your dick do the thinking.”
“Oh, naturally,” Hux said, looking as unconcerned as he could manage.
“Besides which, I mean, motherhood has never been a particular interest of mine,” the prisoner went on. “I’m not judging you, I like some weird shit, but I don’t– exactly get the attraction.”
Hux knew his face was bright red. “It’s, never mind.”
“I figure, where they deposit the eggs is kind of crucial,” the prisoner said. “Since I don’t have a womb, all my orifices lead to things I’m using for other stuff? So like, I don’t have time to brood a clutch, like, in my digestive tract, I’m busy using it for other things.”
“That’s not the point,” Hux said.
“Well,” the prisoner said, unruffled. “I can get how as a sensation thing it might be cool, but I was definitely not down with a for-real unplanned impregnation, okay?”
