dragonlady7

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I was on a Zoom hangout last night. I almost hopped on in the… not even really pajamas, I was wearing a linen caftan I made years ago for Pennsic Bogwear and it’s… not exactly decent… but I glanced in the mirror and was like oh those are just– my boobs, that’s not really… I ought not to turn video on in this. Well…..

and then my eyes were like * * ! and I went and put on the dragon hoodie and then I spent the entire Zoom call distracted by how fucking shiny I was. Apologies to everyone else, who was mostly looking at what they were doing, I was just staring at how shiny I was. Which clearly, I needed. So despite not having intended to ever wear this out of the house, I am wearing it to work, over an otherwise-sensible black ensemble, though I’m also wearing gold metallic Birkenstock sandals. I mean why not.

I’m so fucking shiny you guys.

I have one more day to use my “thanks!” 15% off coupon from this store and I’m. I need side pocket leggings in green velvet with green fish scale side panels, right? That’s what I need. (I know from experience how holo spandex wears, and it’s friction that’s the enemy of holographic shimmer surfaces, ask me how many pairs of shiny booty shorts I wore until they weren’t really shiny anymore. I know what I’m about here. Tasteful minimalism, in the world of spandex: that means the glitter part goes on the outer bits of the body.)

Really I was going to buy myself a maxi skirt with pockets, but. The site has a little banner up on it now begging to hold off on custom orders until after Halloween. The normal “this but in that fabric” kind of custom is fine, the alterations to standard pattern kind of custom they’re asking not to do until after Halloween. … which means if I ask for one of their standard maxi skirts but do it in velvet instead, that’d be perfectly reasonable, right?? …. well I should just email, they seem happy enough to email. And say “i don’t need this for halloween feel free to put me at the end of the queue i’m only doing it now to use this coupon”…

anyway. i’m so fucking shiny, you guys. (Your picture was not posted)