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dragonlady7via http://ift.tt/1qY1EmW:
rosaline-queen-of-apricots:
my looks, ranged by how many fuck I give:
-2 fucks and beyond - “what’s wrong with that poor thing?” (jammies, fuzzy hoodie, slippers with kitties, why am I even outside?)
-1 fuck - probably a witch (not even sure what’s on me but it’s wierd and stained)
-0.5 fucks - local weirdo suspected of witchcraft (inappropriate old clothes that should not be worn outside)
none fucks - spinster (I’m wearing clean clothes)
+0.5 fucks - schoolteacher from the 50s (I’m wearing presentable clothes)
+1 fuck - average schmuck (I’m going to the store/to work because I have to)
+1.5 fucks - that nice neighbor (I’m going to the store/to work in a good mood)
+2 fucks - woman about town (job interview, coffee with friends)
+3 fucks - “whoa, you’re pretty! since when? -fuck off” (weddings, graduations)
rosaline-queen-of-apricots:
my looks, ranged by how many fuck I give:
-2 fucks and beyond - “what’s wrong with that poor thing?” (jammies, fuzzy hoodie, slippers with kitties, why am I even outside?)
-1 fuck - probably a witch (not even sure what’s on me but it’s wierd and stained)
-0.5 fucks - local weirdo suspected of witchcraft (inappropriate old clothes that should not be worn outside)
none fucks - spinster (I’m wearing clean clothes)
+0.5 fucks - schoolteacher from the 50s (I’m wearing presentable clothes)
+1 fuck - average schmuck (I’m going to the store/to work because I have to)
+1.5 fucks - that nice neighbor (I’m going to the store/to work in a good mood)
+2 fucks - woman about town (job interview, coffee with friends)
+3 fucks - “whoa, you’re pretty! since when? -fuck off” (weddings, graduations)
