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guys. GUYS. they make TOPICAL BENADRYL. Just– a gel, or a cream, you can just PUT ON THINGS THAT ITCH.
I will update with results but it is possible that my quality of life has just gone through the roof. RESULTS TO FOLLOW.
also, I made it back to my house. My dude missed me. My cat is pretending I don’t exist. I definitely smell like other cats, I don’t blame her. I have been unfaithful.
She’s sitting in Dude’s lap despite how shitty and hot it is out today, because she has to Show Me What’s What by sitting there and squinting in my approximate direction superciliously.
She’s not wrong. He wishes she wouldn’t, because it’s ninety degrees here. But she’s not wrong.

guys. GUYS. they make TOPICAL BENADRYL. Just– a gel, or a cream, you can just PUT ON THINGS THAT ITCH.
I will update with results but it is possible that my quality of life has just gone through the roof. RESULTS TO FOLLOW.
also, I made it back to my house. My dude missed me. My cat is pretending I don’t exist. I definitely smell like other cats, I don’t blame her. I have been unfaithful.
She’s sitting in Dude’s lap despite how shitty and hot it is out today, because she has to Show Me What’s What by sitting there and squinting in my approximate direction superciliously.
She’s not wrong. He wishes she wouldn’t, because it’s ninety degrees here. But she’s not wrong.
