kyoshi:if you were born blonde and it “turned brow

[dragonlady7]

me, i am too amused to function

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kyoshi https://kyoshi.tumblr.com/post/646939619435380736:

if you were born blonde and it “turned brown” you’re not a brunette. you’re still blonde it’s just that you’re a failure (Your picture was not posted)

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[krait]

Sounds legit. :D

(For many years after the "turned brown" point I was blonde by the grace of Lady Clairol, but eventually I gave up on it and embraced my failure state.)

[dragonlady7]

I just thought that was so funny because I'd just done Quarantine Haircuts on the patio for three different family members and all of the cut hair was the same dark off-blond color. One of the family members was not a blood relation so it's even funnier.

[krait]

I see!

Haircuts are one of those things where I theoretically know they exist and people do them, but since I don't the knowledge sort of slides down to the very bottom of the brain pile and is lost until someone brings it up again. :D My last haircut was in... 2018? 2016? Maybe?

[dragonlady7]

my last i paid somebody to do it haircut was in 2004. Maybe 2005.
I trim my ends by pulling them around under my elbow and cutting just the tips off into the sink, and I mean to do it every six weeks but I tend to do it once or twice a year instead.

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, self-trims. I don't do those, either, honestly. :D How long do you keep yours?

[dragonlady7]

It's low-butt length generally, though as I never wear it down I hadn't realized that until I took a photo somewhat recently.