you go, this is pure gold
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meliteles-tits https://meliteles-tits.tumblr.com/post/623317257176645632:
Yen wants her ship back and Jaskier just met her five minutes ago but he’s already 100% down to help her.
I mean, is it really kidnapping if you just decide to go with the person who tries to kidnap you for ransom on your politically motivated wedding day and you’d rather be literally anywhere else?
taradiddled https://taradiddled.tumblr.com/post/623316985080659968:
Okay but Pirate Lord Yennefer and Viscount Jaskier being her prisoner. She'a got on the hat, the coat, the tight trousers, and the BAMFQ boots and saber, and Jaskier’s in his fancy silks, and Yennefer calls him “pretty bird”.
Are kidnapping supposed to be this hot? Jaskier needs to know. This is his first time, okay? (Your picture was not posted)