time is fake

[dragonlady7]

friday, HOW??, for real where did thursday go??

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OK so all week, every morning I’ve dragged myself out of bed and had the thought, “can’t believe it’s already Friday”, and like. It was Monday. It was Tuesday. It was Wednesday. Yesterday I joked about it with several different people at work (do you ever do that? you see different people so you just make the same joke again?) and it was really funny that it was Wednesday and i thought it was Friday again instead.

Anyway, my Wednesday evening was very nice, Dude and I collaborated on making a lovely stir fry for dinner, and then we were sitting around and some-stars was going to stream Witcher 3 and Dude decided he wanted to watch too so he went and got his work computer and set it up so we could each both continue doing what we’d been doing and have it playing in the background. (If he’s going to watch he likes to fiddle with the display settings and anyway my computer is still in dark mode and IDK how to put it back the way it was but I don’t care that much. But I wanted to be able to keep poking at what I’d been working on, on my computer, which is hard to do with Twitch fullscreened, so. Also I loaded the Twitch app on my phone so I could write commentary, I’m addicted to providing unhelpful and sarcastic commentary, LOL.)

Then we wound up snuggled in the corner of the sectional watching the game unfold, as it was more interesting than we’d anticipated, and then I was answering questions about how the worldbuilding works (what’s with the oils? you put them on your sword. why your sword? well what would you rather put them on, your dick? oh that’s a thought. why are the Witcher Senses footprints 3-D, how do you code that? listen bud idk how coding works you can wonder that on your own, I got nothin. does the voice actor really sound like that? Um unlikely. –Then he went and looked up Doug Cockle on his phone which was hilarious to have running at the same time as the game.) and then we got distracted by the snuggling part and the stuff two people can get up to and listen we’re old but we’re not dead, so that was fun.

Anyway somehow this morning it’s Friday, I am not even like “oh i forgot and lost track ha ha” i’m genuinely shocked that it’s Friday, because yesterday was definitely Wednesday, and when I texted my dude to ask where Thursday went he is now pretending that the issue is that we got carried away and spent 24 hours boning and I’m pretty sure that’s not the case but it would be hilarious, so it’s funnier to just imagine that’s true.

So, I just spent Thursday boning, guys, sorry, you know, normal people problems, it’s definitely not that I’m having real troubles with the concept of time or feeling the general stress of our era in any understandable but mildly distressing ways.

(Upsetting fact: I only figured out what day it was because I was looking at my Tumblr queue and I was like wait why is it showing me Friday afternoon’s post? Where’s Friday morning’s post? Where’s Thursday afternoon? WTF guys?? Nobody should tell time by the rhythms of this fucking hellsite, that’s inexcusible.) (Your picture was not posted)