Geralt’s drama-dowsing dick
Dec. 24th, 2020 06:27 am3, aiden lives, geralt of rivia
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astroloquacious https://astroloquacious.tumblr.com/ replied to your post Fic Update: New Work https://bomberqueen17.tumblr.com/post/638352500044496896/fic-update-new-work-dusty-corridors Still 100% here for the accurate younger-brother-dragging-older-brother roasting of Geralt’s amazing drama-dowsing dick.
😂 drama-dowsing dick yes that’s it, that is exactly what all of Geralt’s Protagonist Shit looks like from the perspective of everyone who knows him .
Anyway I figured a reply-reply would be more entertaining than a daytime reblog of my new fic post. I posted it super late last night because my poor has-holes-in-it brain was taking forever to choogle* through the process of coming up with a title and tags and I’m still not sure I tagged it right.
Dusty Corridors https://archiveofourown.org/works/28276716 is what I eventually titled it, on AO3, and probably if you were going to read it you know about it, but– you know, if you were thinking about reading it but were like “ah I never played Witcher 3 I won’t know what’s going on,” I am here to tell you that this chapter features several paragraphs of Lambert disorganizedly and distractedly recounting the events of the last several years to his boyfriend Aiden who has been in a dungeon for three years and has no idea what the fuck is going on, and Lambert’s… not right exactly but he’s not wrong either, so if you’re a Netflix fan but have been eyeing some good good Witcher 3 fic to tide you over I’ll humbly self-rec myself here because it’ll give you the general gist, but distractedly and from the vantage point of sitting in Aiden’s lap and crying.
I’m just saying. Then you could probably read a bunch of real juicy stuff. Once you take that lil plunge. I’m just saying, LOL.
I have officially made 2020 surpass my fic output of 2015, and that’s keen, and in 9k more words I’d be past 2014 too, but there’s Yuletide reveals and such and I don’t participate in Yuletide so IDK for sure how it works or when but I know people will be busy with Bespoke Obscure Shit and also real-life holidaying but I might post more shit to AO3 anyway because time isn’t real and I Need Some Fuckin Serotonin and suchlike and whatnot, so I’ll see y’all if I see y’all.
(Geralt will be in the next chapter, too, if that’s an enticement. LOL.)