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the-last-hair-bender replied to your post:ohhhh my god oh my godddd oh my goooooddddddddd i…
Omfg. You poor, innocent, Angel. I want you to know I am petting your hair because that is RIDICULOUS.
I consoled myself trying to write a little bit of Poe Dameron Does Drunk History but it mostly wound up being Rey asking him questions that turned out to have painful backstories and then wondering to herself why he was making those faces.
ohhhh my godddd.
and then the coworker whose vacation i was covering for was like “you gotta check the email over the weekend too” and i’m like, bitch, i’m hourly, i’m not doing work off the clock, you can do it, you’re on a staycation anyway. I will be on a fucking farm up to my elbows in chicken guts i am not logging into the work Amazon to tell incoherent toads that their shit won’t ship until Monday.
(Did you know Amazon knocks down your seller rating if you let messages go unresponded-to for 24 hours or more even on a weekend or holiday? We got seriously dinged because one nutcase sent us seven messages at 9pm on Christmas Eve. Fuck you, Amazon.)

the-last-hair-bender replied to your post:ohhhh my god oh my godddd oh my goooooddddddddd i…
Omfg. You poor, innocent, Angel. I want you to know I am petting your hair because that is RIDICULOUS.
I consoled myself trying to write a little bit of Poe Dameron Does Drunk History but it mostly wound up being Rey asking him questions that turned out to have painful backstories and then wondering to herself why he was making those faces.
ohhhh my godddd.
and then the coworker whose vacation i was covering for was like “you gotta check the email over the weekend too” and i’m like, bitch, i’m hourly, i’m not doing work off the clock, you can do it, you’re on a staycation anyway. I will be on a fucking farm up to my elbows in chicken guts i am not logging into the work Amazon to tell incoherent toads that their shit won’t ship until Monday.
(Did you know Amazon knocks down your seller rating if you let messages go unresponded-to for 24 hours or more even on a weekend or holiday? We got seriously dinged because one nutcase sent us seven messages at 9pm on Christmas Eve. Fuck you, Amazon.)
