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dragonlady7via http://ift.tt/1XF3uGH:this-is-furious replied to your post “ok ok ok so customers like to tell us their life stories etc, I work…”
I can’t stop laughing
I almost died trying not to laugh loud enough that she’d hear me. I’m sure her request wound up being perfectly reasonable but–
She’s TRAINING
in the DESERT
with the MARINE CORPS
to be a BRIDESMAID
I want to know what that wedding is going to be like!!!!!! I already sort of have the unmarried-spinster-suspicion of weddings anyway, like what could this big deal possibly really be, but this is just added onto that. Like, this is going to be an AGGRESSIVE CAMPAIGN, possibly an AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT, of GETTING SO FUCKING MARRIED YOU GUYS.
If the bridesmaids have to be trained by the Marines then WHO TRAINS THE BRIDE?
And like, holy shit if this wedding doesn’t have rappelling I WANT MY TAX DOLLARS BACK.
I can’t stop laughing
I almost died trying not to laugh loud enough that she’d hear me. I’m sure her request wound up being perfectly reasonable but–
She’s TRAINING
in the DESERT
with the MARINE CORPS
to be a BRIDESMAID
I want to know what that wedding is going to be like!!!!!! I already sort of have the unmarried-spinster-suspicion of weddings anyway, like what could this big deal possibly really be, but this is just added onto that. Like, this is going to be an AGGRESSIVE CAMPAIGN, possibly an AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT, of GETTING SO FUCKING MARRIED YOU GUYS.
If the bridesmaids have to be trained by the Marines then WHO TRAINS THE BRIDE?
And like, holy shit if this wedding doesn’t have rappelling I WANT MY TAX DOLLARS BACK.
